Do I Look Like One [Esports]

Cunning Old Pervert X Human Bullet Screen Machine It’s common knowledge that Jiang Xi particularly dislikes Time, the big boss of the GTT club. His bias against Time reaches the point where he nitpicks him daily during livestreams, even targeting his fans. On the day he was sent to boarding school, Jiang Xi gaped at the man who opened the door for him. “I’m here to find Aunt Lin’s son… Where is he…” Time: “That would be me.” Jiang Xi compromised, keeping his head down and settling in, thinking only of two things every day: What’s for dinner today? Is Time working overtime and not coming home? Persistently and unfailingly, he asks Time hopefully every day as he leaves, “Are you coming back today?” While silently chanting in his heart: Don’t come back, don’t come back, don’t come back. But Time seems to greatly misinterpret his expression. Jiang Xi: “Are you coming back today?” Time: “Got three meetings.” Jiang Xi (overjoyed): “Great!” Time: “Mad? Fine, I’ll cancel them and stay home with you.” Jiang Xi: “Are you coming back today?” Time: “Got a business trip out of town this afternoon.” Jiang Xi (thrilled): “How many days?” Time: “Four. Too long? I’ll book you a ticket—come with me.” — God T agreed to livestream a promo for the upcoming Youth Cup on the platform. As soon as the stream went live, God T lounged casually in his chair, chatting idly with viewers. Judging by the background decor, he seemed to be at home. Suddenly, a familiar male voice echoed from afar: “I’m done showering! Wore your shirt—it’s kinda loose.” Then, T’s most notorious anti appeared on screen, wearing a tee with T’s ID printed on the back, half his shoulder exposed and certain marks clearly visible. God T let him settle onto his lap before smiling. “Sweetheart, I’m streaming.” Netizens: ????? Trigger Warnings: 1. The game is fictional (skills and mechanics will be mentioned). 2. Older top x happy ending. Possibly an alt-account fic, teetering on the edge of exposure daily. (Everyone has multiple alts—only Jiang Xi sticks to his main account.) 3. Ji Ruici (Time) is the top and not a pushover. Jiang Xi is well-behaved. Mind the tags! 4. Other team names are keyboard smashes—don’t overthink it. This is fictional esports: game, characters, vibes—all fake. Just for fun, zero ties to reality.