The General Is Always Defeated

Wu Qiao's only dream was to become a soldier. So, when filling out his application, he only applied to military academies. But to his utter shock, despite his consistent excellence, the genetic scan after his physical exam revealed he was wholly unfit for the profession. The screen clearly displayed: 【Probability of holding comrades back in battle: 99.5%. Probability of death: 99.5% If not dead, probability of defecting to the enemy: 99.5%. ... Probability of becoming a war hero: 0.01%】 The conclusion was based on statistical analysis of countless soldiers' genes—there was no mistake. Wu Qiao's data was horrifyingly bad—making him the most incompetent candidate in history. Given the alarming risks of hindering allies and defecting, the military academy ultimately rejected Wu Qiao, despite genetic rejections being exceedingly rare. With no other applications submitted, he now had nothing to do—in this era, manual labor was nearly obsolete. His family, thinking that since he couldn't establish a career, settling down might be the next best thing, secretly arranged a genetic match—pairing him with a genetically compatible partner. But the result… the system found only one match. —A person who had risen to the rank of five-star general years ago due to military achievements. Only one match was unbelievable, only slightly better than the general’s "zero matches" the previous year. The reply arrived quickly. The five-star general’s response was just eight words: *"That trash? Get lost—"* — This interstellar loser proceeded to silence all doubters… including his love interest. Wu Qiao: *"Why give up? There’s still a 0.01% chance of success."* Gong: *An asshole who deserves a beating.* Shou: *A walking motivational quote… outwardly calm, but internally pumped every day.*