After I Devoured the Taotie's Divine Soul

As a well-known paparazzo in the industry, Lu Jia excels in all kinds of marketing tactics—wherever there's juicy gossip, you'll find him. Three hundred sixty-five days a year, never a dull moment. Finally, the heavens had enough of his antics and struck him down with a bolt of lightning, sending him to another world. ### After crossing over, he discovered his mother was a holy maiden, and his father was the Demon King of Hell. Born as the "stain" of their union—unloved by either parent—Lu Jia could neither wield light nor dark magic from birth, eventually getting exiled to the Land of the Forsaken. After three days of gnawing on tree bark, with survival seeming impossible, Lu Jia decided to return to his old profession—ascending through faith. Marketing, hype, brainwashing! He would amass his own believers and stand at the pinnacle, fueled by the power of their devotion. ### Getting beaten for running marketing schemes in the Holy-Demon Continent? No problem— A novel titled *The Beloved Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old* took the world by storm. Upon its serialization, readers in the Holy-Demon Continent, who had never encountered such outrageous storytelling, were outraged. "Trash! Utter garbage!" But among the dragonkin, who struggled with offspring: "The baby is too adorable!!!" "Author, please update 30,000 more chapters... What? Someone wants to ban this book? Who dares insult the baby is an enemy of the dragons!" Mocking the niche appeal of "beloved protagonist" stories? Not an issue— *My Demon Father*, *My Holy Maiden Mother*, *My Wandering Diary*, *The Cruel Father, Rebellious Mother, and Broken Him*... Countless powerhouses began secretly commissioning proxies to buy copies. The classic box set sold out in under an hour—100,000 copies gone! What? The demonkin issued a bounty on him? Undeterred, Lu Jia continued writing while filming movies with the dragonkin-funded illusion stones. A month later, *The Rich Family's True and Fake Young Master* premiered to massive success. The climactic ending showed the suffering true young master falling into the sea, leaving his family filled with regret. Just as the story reached its most critical moment—cut! *Part One Complete!* The bloodthirsty, vengeance-driven demonkin had never endured such injustice. In an instant, the entire Dark City erupted: "Ridiculous! Take revenge on the continent!!" "I'll kill the director—no, wait, give me Part Two first!" #### In the near-entertainment-starved Holy-Demon Continent, Lu Jia's empire expanded from novels to films, music to art, until the entire artistic world bloomed under his influence! Elder Dragons: "I see the baby's shadow in him. Truly. He's not even twenty—still a fledgling for our kind!" Elven King: "Lu Jia is my dearest friend. His music purifies souls." Dwarves, sneaking him funding: "*The Forging God* by Lu Jia deserves a place in history. Never before has anyone written a masterpiece with dwarves as protagonists." Later, Lu Jia wrote in his memoir: *My rise to immortality? All thanks to my ride-or-die fans.* Oh, and I also have one terrifyingly devoted fan... We ended up married.

Lin Jindu transmigrated into a cliche novel titled "Moonlight on the Horizon" with the help of a system, becoming the cannon fodder villain who shares the same name. After the death of the "white moonlight," the male lead and supporting male character found Lin Jindu as a substitute. In the book, he flattered the powerful and trampled on the weak, committing all sorts of evils, ultimately being cast into the dust when the white moonlight returned.The original male lead, Yu Yizhi, had an obsessive and extreme personality, throwing a wad of cash at Lin Jindu with a warning: "If you don’t play your part well, pack up and leave." Using the system’s disguise feature, Lin Jindu confronted Yu Yizhi at his doorstep the night he returned from a business trip. Under the streetlight, his face, identical to the white moonlight’s, looked pale and terrifying. Yu Yizhi, already sleep-deprived and having just finished a business negotiation, fainted on the spot. Lin Jindu gazed at the unconscious man and said eerily, "Brother, I’ve had plastic surgery to look like him. For love, brother, look at me!"The second male lead, Ran Yuanqing, appeared gentle on the surface but was actually a voice-obsessed scumbag, often staring at Lin Jindu’s face and saying, "It’s a pity…" Pity that your voice isn’t like his. On his birthday, Ran Yuanqing, as usual, looked at Lin Jindu’s face and thought of someone else: "I hope you’re happy in heaven." After blowing out the candles, "Happy birthday," the voice of the deceased white moonlight echoed coldly in his ear. Stunned, Ran Yuanqing fainted. Lin Jindu looked at the unconscious man and said coolly, "Brother, the vocal cord surgery worked wonders, do you like it? For love, brother, look at me!"Shortly after the first male lead was discharged from the hospital, the second male lead was carried into the hospital. Not long after the second male lead was discharged, the third male lead enjoyed a one-day hospital trip....In less than two months, Lin Jindu became infamous in the wealthy circle! Just as everyone speculated who would be the next victim, Lin Jindu announced his engagement, holding hands with a true tycoon: "Everyone, I’m about to retire from the world for love!"

Su Cha is a flower spirit who, after completing his service, is granted a new life as the beloved of a group by the system. "I have carefully chosen a place for you. The species living there are known for their brutality, but they have a very low birth rate. Every juvenile is a treasure they protect at all costs." "Your new identity is a rare juvenile." However, during the transmission process, something went wrong, and Su Cha was sent to another planet — Qielan Planet. Unaware of the situation, Su Cha thought he was in the beloved's role script and stopped the iron-blooded general who happened to be returning with his team. Su Cha smiled slightly, hinting madly: The juvenile is here, quickly spoil me! ### The Qielan Planet people are naturally scentless, cold-blooded, and belligerent, and they hate weak things the most. Until that day, they smelled the scent of flowers. "!!!" ### Fog Planet and Qielan Planet are to engage in a cultural exchange, shocking the galaxy. However, within a day, the cultural exchange turned into a military standoff. It's said the cause was the fight over a juvenile. ### The system fixed the program and hurriedly came to find its old partner, only to see countless warships floating in the sky, with war imminent. The system was shocked: "What's happening?" Su Cha weakly smiled: "Don't ask. If you must know, it's a Star War." "......"

Du Shenglan, the most talented genius in the cultivation world, condensed sword energy at three, resonated with the Martial Monument at five, and went alone to the forbidden area at ten. However, the world's evaluation of him was just one sentence —What a pity.It's a pity the Du family already has a unicorn, and it's a pity the Du family wants to destroy Du Shenglan.Du Shenglan's father: "No matter how extraordinary you are, you cannot contend with the family."A like-minded friend: "I didn't mean to betray you. Helping you means offending two major cultivation families."A former master: "To destroy the Du family, unless you become the Heavenly Dao, but the Great Dao is just. If you become the Heavenly Dao, you cannot take revenge out of personal vendettas."In the land of the Nine Rivers, no one has ascended for three hundred years, and it is rumored that the Heavenly Dao is lacking. Reaching the tribulation period is the extreme for a cultivator.Therefore, the four great families remain unshakable, controlling the elements.Du Shenglan: ...Interesting.The four great families joined forces to hunt Du Shenglan, intending to force him to ascend and complete the Heavenly Dao.On that day, under the watchful eyes of all, Du Shenglan finally crossed the tribulation and transformed into... heavenly lightning."The Heavenly Dao can't help me eliminate evils, so I become the Nine Heavens Lightning Tribulation myself! When I'm happy, I'll strike one; when I'm sad, I'll strike two; when I'm heartbroken, I'll strike three...""Every ten days is a cycle, the first five days I'll strike the Du family, the last four days I'll randomly select a 'lucky person' among the scum, and on the tenth day, I rest.""No strikes on wedding days, mourning days, or at the end of the year..."Retaliatory comedic protagonist X sinister and ruthless devoted antagonistNote: The protagonist will later cultivate a human body again, but the original form remains as lightning tribulation.

Bai Ci was like a beacon, attracting countless admirers like moths to a flame. Living in the same neighborhood, Lin Yunqi noticed that those who gathered around Bai Ci either went mad, died, or ended up bankrupt. One day, Bai Ci stood outside his door and confessed, “I am enamored with you.” “…” To avoid meeting the same fate as those admirers, Lin Yunqi preemptively played the fool: “I am an immortal, hailing from Penglai, summoned to the East Sea for duty a century from now.” Bai Ci: “Hold on.” He pulled out a small book, checked it, and said, “Your name is in the Book of Life and Death. You’re mortal.” Lin Yunqi: “…”