Before entering the mountain, Zhou Fuxue believed the head disciple of a sect should be dignified, courteous, and exude solemnity in every action. But after joining Rizhao Mountain, he realized these descriptors couldn’t possibly apply to its eldest senior brother. Rizhao Mountain’s eldest senior brother, Mingzhu, was wild, irreverent, and practically a spoiled rogue. Every day, he either plotted to abandon the sect or schemed outright heresy. Aside from his good looks, he was nearly useless. Zhou Fuxue wondered, *Are other eldest senior brothers like this too?* Senior Brother: *Cultivation is all about indulging in pleasure—what? You say it’s for immortality? Fine, then I cultivate so I can indulge in pleasure* forever*!* Zhou Fuxue: *Are other eldest senior brothers* really *like this?!?!* A nonsense xianxia setup—no cultivation, just romance. Pairing: Zhou Fuxue x Mingzhu. Cold, nagging junior (gong) x free-spirited senior (shou). Shou POV, starts funny, gets serious with slight angst (probably). Younger gong, 1v1, power couple.