I Gave All the Spoilers to the Villains

Wen Yujie transmigrated into a novel. Good news: He’s read it! Bad news: Before he even realized he’d transmigrated, he’d already spilled all the spoilers to the novel’s most ruthless and insane villain—Fairy Lord Shen Yuanqing. Wen Yujie: *Help.* Shen Yuanqing only learned after his death that he was just a villain in a story, doomed to give the protagonist “experience.” He didn’t know what “experience” meant, but he knew he’d clawed his way up from a lowly, trampled-upon slave of the Northern Wasteland, gambling his life in desperate struggles, surviving near-death reversals—only to finally attain immortality. Yet in the end, he was inexplicably burned to ashes by karmic flames without even knowing who the protagonist was, all to serve as their stepping stone. Now, suddenly reborn, should he kill the protagonist first… or kill the protagonist first? Wen Yujie: … Shen Yuanqing [*smiling.jpg*]: You know my future—I can’t let you live. But since you’ve told me this, you’ve done me a favor. So, I’ll grant you one final wish. Wen Yujie, bursting with survival instincts and babbling nonsense: *QAQ I love you! All I want is to grow old with you and live happily ever after!* Shen Yuanqing believed him. After serious, prolonged consideration: Fine. Once I kill the protagonist, we’ll go back to my hometown and get married. Wen Yujie: … *I’M THE PROTAGONIST, GODDAMN IT!!!* **Extra Scene:** Later, Wen Yujie finally mustered the courage to negotiate: *…Can we not kill the protagonist?* Shen Yuanqing: Then how do you want to do it? **Not a good person at all × a batshit crazy villain-gong × a cowardly, lazy protagonist-shou who’s just trying to survive.** **Personal Preferences & Warnings:** 1. HE, 1V1, protagonist-shou. 2. Barring unforeseen circumstances, daily updates around noon [11 AM–2 PM]. 3. Just a fluffy, slice-of-life rom-com. *Fluffy. Slice-of-life. Rom-com.* (Important things thrice.) 4. The novel was written by the author’s cat! ⊙ω⊙ 5. Before purchasing VIP chapters, *please* read the author’s note in the last free chapter. 6. More to be added later.