Marriage with the Tycoon

The news of the Huo and An families' arranged marriage caused an instant uproar. Rumors swirled that Huo Beixing was moody, with perverse tendencies and unusual fetishes. Some said An Yi would be dead meat once he stepped into the marriage, while others marveled at his courage, wondering if he feared nothing. An Yi: *I’m terrified, okay? :) * After being recognized by his biological family for a year, An Yi was forced to agree to the marriage. The day he dragged his suitcase through the Huo family gates, his mind raced with visions of steamy, forbidden scenes with his twisted husband-to-be. Damn, he felt a little excited. Then he saw the 6'3" crybaby, dumb as a brick. An Yi: … Did my adult channel just switch to kiddie hour? * The marriage contract lasted two years. During that time, An Yi attended to his husband meticulously, even giving him safety tips before leaving. An Yi, dead serious: *"If you ever get robbed—whether outside or at home—the first thing you do is call the police, then run away while yelling. Got it?"* Huo Beixing: *"Got it!"* *"Then let’s practice."* An Yi kicked open the door. *"Hand over all your money!"* The next second, he found a credit card shoved into his hand. Huo Beixing beamed, *"Here you go!"* An Yi: … Sighing, he revised the lesson. *"Again. No *giving* money to robbers, got it?!"* Huo Beixing nodded. An Yi snarled, *"This is a robbery! Stick out that ass—I’m taking *you*!"* Huo Beixing froze. Just as An Yi expected him to reach for a legal defense— *"Then… be gentle with me, okay?"* An Yi: … * When the contract ended, An Yi bolted. To survive, he swiped Huo Beixing’s credit card, claiming he was "going out for fun." Friend: *"You’re not going back 'cause he’s dumb?"* An Yi: *"Basically."* Friend: *"What if he *wasn’t* dumb?"* An Yi: *"Then I *definitely* wouldn’t go back!"* Suddenly, a heavy weight settled on his shoulder. An Yi turned stiffly to see Huo Beixing glaring darkly. *"You swore you loved me... just to scam my pocket money?"* --- **Sunshiney, vivacious bottom × Fake playboy dumb top** *Notes: Both inexperienced. Top has never slept with anyone. Minor entertainment industry cameos. Crackfic—turn off your brain. Author is trash-panda levels of self-indulgent, no writing advice wanted. No need to announce if you drop.*