Intern God Manual

Ruan Zhou, an overworked corporate drone punching the clock 24/7, transmigrates to another world while walking home from grocery shopping. He stops a strange-looking figure: "Excuse me, where is this?" The halted monster stares in terror at the indistinct figure of the young man. Upon hearing *His* murmurs, its sanity plummets to zero, transforming into a squirming mass of flesh. --- Ruan Zhou toils away in this strange world while searching for a way home. **[Abnormality B073—Mimic Mushroom]**: Below B-rank investigators die upon contact. Ruan Zhou picks up the bizarrely colorful plant: "Great, no need to buy groceries tonight." **[Abnormality A011—Soul Sucker]**: Continuously drains the souls of living beings within a ten-meter radius. Ruan Zhou kicks the dust compartment: "This new vacuum sucks." **[Abnormality S121—Lost Bus]**: No one escapes this hellbound ride. Ruan Zhou shoves the driver aside with his A1 license: "Don’t make me late for work." **[Abnormality ???—Cycle Hotel]**: Fatality rate 99.9999%. Ruan Zhou yanks off the doorknob: "This company-sponsored hotel is a dump!" --- **[Special Investigations Bureau File (Top-Secret Clearance)]** **[Codename]**: Homesick Wanderer (Unnumbered) **[Description]**: This anomaly takes the form of a human male, exhibiting suppression effects on abnormalities below S-rank. Anything known to Him becomes mundane. First encountered during the containment of **[Abnormality C621—Flea Man]**, carrying an ordinary plastic bag containing an S-rank anomaly while inquiring about the address of "Bliss Residential Complex" (verified non-existent). **[Containment Protocol]**: Cooperate in locating said address, provide social employment, and monitor closely. **[Assigned Investigator]**: Lin Lin. *"We prefer to call Him the Forgotten Deity."* --- **Reading Guide**: 1. Top: Lin Lin. 2. Bottom's facade: OP powerhouse; Reality: Diligent wage slave. Lovecraftian comedy. 3. Likes & follows appreciated, mwah~