Qiao Xuan's previous life was spent juggling multiple partners, until one day his deception caught up with him. After dying, he transmigrated into a cultivation world as a bird and vowed to turn over a new leaf. After overcoming countless hardships to nearly achieve human form, a heavenly tribulation struck him into ashes, leaving only a remnant of his soul. His master told him that his impure roots and unresolved karma meant he must endure seven lifetimes of love tribulations to successfully transform into human form. Thus, Qiao Xuan embarked on his reincarnations. Across seven lives, he was an emperor’s male concubine, a demon lord’s cauldron, a sword master’s dao companion, a disfigured servant of the demon king… Yet no matter how devoted or selfless, all ended in tragedy. When he finally returned to the immortal realm and succeeded in becoming human, he realized something was off… The aloof Heavenly Emperor secretly doted on a puppet identical to his first-life concubine body… The ruthless Demon Lord spent centuries scouring realms to reunite his lost lover’s soul… The cold-hearted Sword Master, known for killing his wife to attain enlightenment, publicly declared his mortal wife his one true love… The mighty Demon King guarded a frozen wasteland for centuries—rumored to be for his long-abandoned, disfigured servant… All seven past-life tribulations were now pursuing him, demanding reconciliation! Qiao Xuan: *…Sorry for intruding, but you’ve got the wrong guy.* Harassed relentlessly, he sought help from his untouchable, emotionally detached master—until said "celibate" master pulled him into his arms. **Content Warnings:** Melodrama + seven fiery crematorium arcs, flashbacks, no split personalities, master as CP. Extreme top-favoritism caution.