Survival Guide for the Little Omega in Space

**Qin Xiaoyou** is a mischievous child who runs across the river every day after school to visit **Mr. Li**, who lives in a small Western-style house. Mr. Li is a foreigner who enjoys drinking coffee, growing roses, playing the piano, painting, and teaching Xiaoyou foreign languages. Though the villagers keep their distance from Mr. Li, Xiaoyou adores him. However, a flood devastates the village, leaving countless families broken and displaced. Thirty years later, Xiaoyou awakens inside a strange coffin, his body still trapped in adolescence. Mr. Li stands beside the coffin, bending slightly as he extends a gentle hand. *"Welcome back, my little friend."* Freshly revived, Xiaoyou is hungry and thirsty—his fangs itching as he stares at Mr. Li's neck. Mr. Li softly pats his hair. *"A young one must learn patience."* *"I... I'm sorry... wuu..."* *"It's alright for fledglings to make mistakes. If you don't know, I’ll teach you."* *"Th... Thank you, Mr. Li."* *"Wrong. I am your Sire."* When a new vampire fledgling arrives at **St. Grigor Academy**, the elite are scandalized. Unlike refined aristocrats, this wild child is unruly and destructive—beating a noble student on his first day and summoning a parental reprimand. The entire school awaits the punchline. But when **Mr. Li** appears to claim his ward, jaws drop. How could this rural vampire’s Sire be... the **Blood King**? Xiaoyou has one goal as a vampire: grow up, marry Mr. Li, and conquer life! Other vampires scoff—*"Delusional! Turned vampires can’t mature further."* Yet later, Xiaoyou not only grows… but shoots up to **180cm**. Other vampires: *"..."* *What kind of atypical vampire is this?! Un-scientific!* --- **Western-France** is the ancient Blood King who has wandered millennia for an old covenant. Just as he doubts its existence, a clue guides him. Disguised as **Mr. Li**, he retreats to an isolated village, living leisurely—raising bats, tending roses, and babysitting a certain brat. But after the flood drowns the village, he returns to his castle with his Childe, offering shelter and nurturing his growth. Their covenant, however, has only just begun… **[Mr. Li’s true name: Western-France·Ordner·Li·Groe Xiaoyou’s vampire name: Spirit·Ordner·Li·Groe]** **★Reading Guide★** ① Dotingly cold top x mischievous bottom (1V1, sweet fluff). ② **Fictional lore!** Non-traditional vampires, heavy AU with steampunk/suspense. ③ The bottom **will** physically mature (slow growth arc: family/friendship first, romance later). ④ A decade-old concept—retro, campy, and wildly unhinged.

Lan Jiao wakes up to find the world changed. No other Jiao Ren (unique mythical creatures in ancient Chinese mythology) remain in the sea, while a new creature called the "mermaid" dominates the land. With his unparalleled combat skills, he must disguise himself as a soft, adorable little mermaid to survive in the interstellar world, relying on his unique abilities to earn a living. His tears transform into lustrous pearls, auctioned off on the interstellar shopping network, becoming coveted treasures among wealthy socialites. The silk he weaves, light as mist and impervious to water, sends mermaids into a frenzy, placing rushed orders until demand outstrips supply. His singing voice, hailed as heavenly, not only soothes the soul but also enhances the mental strength of warriors. Entertainment companies scramble to recruit him, and even the Imperial Military Academy grants him a rare exception for admission. Before long, Lan Jiao takes the interstellar world by storm, amassing countless fans and becoming a bona fide heartthrob—captivating the attention of four powerful men. **Man 1:** The Emperor of the Atlans Empire—an 1,200-year-old golden bachelor who rules the entire galaxy. **Man 2:** The Holy Pope—a revered sage leading the Tenni race to prosperity. **Man 3:** The Interstellar Merchant—a cunning mogul controlling the galaxy's economic lifeline. **Man 4:** The Space Pirate—a radical determined to overthrow the Atlans Empire. All four men vie for Lan Jiao’s affections. After enduring their relentless pursuits, he finally snaps and floors them all with a single strike. —Wait! One man remains standing—not only unharmed but successful in mating with him! Lan Jiao bares his fangs: *"I’ll bite you to death~"* A certain man: *"^ ^"* --- Morse Karr, the Emperor of Atlans, wears many identities, excels across industries, and tirelessly maintains interstellar peace. One day, he encounters a peculiar little mermaid. This mermaid appears soft and cute, but in truth, he’s a formidable unknown creature from the deep sea. Intrigued, Morse approaches him under various aliases, only to discover an unexpected, profound connection between them. As he delves deeper, Morse finds himself increasingly drawn to the little mermaid. Yet, trapped by his web of disguises, he spirals into self-doubt, self-inflicted jealousy, and a personal battlefield of emotions…

Su Ling and Lin Feng got married, but their love faded within just three years. When a call came from his hometown urging him to return and inherit the ancestral house, a heartbroken Su Ling decisively packed his bags and left the bustling city behind. To be self-sufficient, he took up a hoe and started farming. Before he knew it, his ten acres of land were fully cultivated. Hm? Maybe that’s a bit too much? Since he couldn’t eat it all, he decided to sell the produce via livestream! Unexpectedly, the livestream’s popularity soared, the vegetables sold out quickly, and out of nowhere, a fanbase emerged? At first, casual viewers simply clicked on the livestream out of curiosity, ready to mock the dullness of a vegetable-selling broadcast—what’s so interesting about that? But the moment they saw the host’s face… they were stunned… Holy shit, holy shit holy shit!!! QAQ Where did this unbelievably gorgeous guy come from?! Why on earth is someone this handsome livestreaming about selling vegetables??? Later: Fan 1: Big bro’s cabbages are fresh and delicious! So tasty! Hope you’ll sell more next time! Fan 2: QAQ Gege, we’ll tip you, please stream more often~ Fan 3: I never liked cucumbers before, but after trying gege’s homegrown ones, I can’t live without them now! (Also, I could admire gege’s face forever~ QAQ) ... When Lin Feng returned from a business trip abroad, the house looked as if it had been ransacked, with many things missing. Seeing Su Ling’s divorce papers left him livid. Why did his husband leave him just because of a business trip? He searched frantically, but there was no trace of Su Ling—until one day, his assistant showed him a trending livestream of a vegetable seller. To his shock, the handsome young man in the video, wearing a white T-shirt and a straw hat while holding up a giant cabbage, was none other than his missing husband of three months! Lin Feng rushed to the countryside by car, demanding Su Ling return to the city with him. Rolling up his pant legs and gripping his hoe, Su Ling proudly pointed to the lush green fields and declared, “This is the empire I’ve worked hard to build—why should I give it up?” Lin Feng: ... [Notes] ① 1V1, sweet love story. Top spoils bottom. Note: No mpreg! ② Modern AU with fictional elements—same-sex marriage is legal, brands are made-up. ③ Ignore any logical inconsistencies, and if you drop the story, no need to announce it, thanks~~

Yi Chenjing mistakenly flew to a small realm with scarce spiritual energy during his celestial tribulation, causing his cultivation to plummet. Unable to sustain himself without food, he nearly got tricked into coal mining to make ends meet. Later, he opened a rural homestay in the mountains, raising chickens, ducks, and even cranes to scrape by. When he heard a sickly young master from the city had moved into the villa at the foot of the mountain for recuperation, Yi Chenjing seized the opportunity to sell his free-range eggs. Yin Shenyi, heir to the Yin family, suffered from lifelong anorexia, his health deteriorating yearly, putting his status as successor in jeopardy. Under the guise of convalescence, his elders sent him to a countryside villa. One day, a strangely dressed boy knocked on his door, clutching a basket and earnestly promoting his eggs. Yi Chenjing (deadpan): *"Hello, want to buy free-range eggs? My chickens roam the mountains freely, eating no additives—their eggs are nutritious and delicious."* Yin Shenyi: *"No, thanks."* Yi Chenjing: *"Oh? Not into chicken eggs? How about duck eggs, goose eggs... or maybe crane eggs? Phoenix eggs?"* Yin Shenyi: *"…"* After buying a basket and tasting one—*he was hooked!* Yi Chenjing soon realized the frail young master had untapped immortal potential. Determined to nurture his talent, he prepared to guide him into cultivation—only to discover the "sickly heir" was actually this world’s *true hidden boss?!* So much for a meek disciple—gone! Instead, they became cultivation partners. ^^ **【Adorably OP Bottom × Scheming, Overpowered Top】** **【Farming First, Cultivating Later】** **【Reading Tips】** ① Mutual pampering, older top, 1v1, fluffy. ② **Modern AU**—locations/brands are fictional. Any resemblance is coincidental. Expect unreal elements!