After successfully raising the tyrant's young heir into a fine socialist youth, the treacherous minister Yun Xie left to enjoy modern life. Then, on the very night he planned to hook up, he was informed that the kid had still gone dark! He was immediately sent back to finish the mission. Upon returning, Yun Xie found himself on the imperial bed, with the freshly minted tyrant sitting at the head. Yun Xie: *Holy shit, do I keep pretending to be dead??* Xiao Rang held him close, narrowing his eyes. "My chancellor, you faked your death just to avoid me?" Yun Xie: "..." Yun Xie truly enjoyed corpse-level treatment—meals were fed to him, walking meant being carried, and sleeping meant using someone as a mattress. Until... his belly gradually grew bigger. Yun Xie retched and cursed: "You beast!" Xiao Rang wrapped his arms around him from behind, chuckling lowly. "*Your* beast."