A Little Bit Unscientific

Cui Xie, a modern college student, transmigrated into the body of a son of a fifth-rank official in the powerful Ming Dynasty. Unfortunately, shortly after transmigrating, his father banished him to Qian’an, Hebei, the family’s ancestral home. He took two servants with him to live in the small county, but from then on, he lived well, made good money, and took the Imperial examinations. Step by step, he clawed his way back up and returned to the glorious capital city to walk a road of clear skies and embark on the path of an official’s life.

A pink lotus spirit, obsessed with turning white, finds his mountain god benefactor—the one who enlightened him—online. He moves to the god's mountain, bathes in his sacred waters, farms to support their household, and tends to his vegetative (closed-off) benefactor while gathering his scattered souls across worlds to revive him. Along the way, he might just get pregnant with a few lotus babies (not hundreds, though). Lian Nianchu: **"[Help] I want to repay the deity who once enlightened me, but I’ve changed colors and worry he won’t recognize me. How do I become a pure white lotus again? Urgent, online waiting!"** Yue Qingfeng: **"[Help] I mentored a young cultivator seeking to repay a kindness on the forum, only to realize I might be the one he’s looking for. I’m not the type to exploit a debt—how do I reveal my identity properly? Urgent, online waiting!"**

I changed the name a bit. Actually, the theme of this story is all about wilderness survival, but the original title "Rescue Expert" felt too upright—every time I opened the document, the tone just didn’t seem right, and I couldn’t write. Yesterday, while drafting the volume titles, inspiration suddenly struck. Though I’m still not entirely satisfied, at least with this change, I finally know how to write it. From now on, the story can be divided into volumes like: "Days of Snatching People from Overbearing Beastmen" "Days of Snatching People from Overbearing Emperors" "Days of Snatching People from Overbearing Popes" "Days of Snatching People from Overbearing CEOs" "Days of Snatching People from the Demon Sect Leader" etc. In short, it’s about professionally rescuing delicate b who’ve fallen into the hands of domineering XXs. Things like love born from prolonged closeness, forced possession, or lines like "You can only be Long Aotian’s man"—all of them will be slapped down under my watch. Fast-transmigration style, pseudo-infinite flow. The worldbuilding connects to *Not Scientific at All*, where humans can freely travel across different worlds through the immortal realm’s massive online game. This story features a protagonist who is the bottom . The main character, Shao Zongyan, is a lifeguard tasked with rescuing stranded transmigrators, and his true love is an ordinary, low-key grass carp spirit—not one of those transmigrators blessed with an "abduction by overbearing XX" halo.