Shixiong, Why Are You Like This? [Book Transmigration]
Ruo Bai Yi
Chu Yan never imagined he would transmigrate into a cultivation novel and end up bound by a Life-Death Covenant with the story’s ultimate villain, Xie Yunming.
If they were just allies in the same boat, that would be one thing—but according to the original plot, Xie Yunming would stop at nothing to break the covenant and then send him straight to his doom.
To avoid this death flag, Chu Yan resolves to claw Xie Yunming’s rock-bottom好感 back up to at least zero—
Like proactively finding the ancient texts to dissolve the covenant so they can part ways amicably—
Yeah, right!
Wide-eyed, Chu Yan watches Xie Yunming burn the texts to ashes with a flick of spiritual flame, not even a speck of dust left behind.
In the dim, flickering light, the man flashes a radiant smile, voice sickeningly tender, *“What’s on your mind, shidi? If I die, you’ll be my burial offering.”*
Chu Yan: ??? Something’s wrong with you!
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Rumors say that after the Sword Sect’s head disciple Xie Yunming returned from his travels, he brought back a shidi with awful talent and a frail, sickly body.
This shidi had a face of peerless beauty and a gentle, refined temperament—if not for his deathly pallor, the swarm of marriage proposals would’ve leveled the Sword Sect’s gates.
The world assumed he wouldn’t live past a few years, pitying Xie Yunming—a prodigy among prodigies—for taking such a short-lived shidi as his cultivation partner. Surely, he’d be widowed soon.
Who’d have guessed that centuries later, two sword cultivators would ascend atop the Sword Sect’s mountain in unison? One, the unrivaled Xie Yunming; the other, his supposedly doomed shidi, Chu Yan.
Chu Yan: *Thanks for the concern, folks—ascended and now immortal.*
Xie Yunming: *Immortal?*
Chu Yan: *Nah, immortal with you.*
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**Setting:**
1. Transmigrated, optimistic, adored sickly beauty shou × a gong who initially thinks everyone (but himself) is trash, later upgrades to “only me and Chu Yan aren’t trash”—outwardly noble, inwardly unhinged.
2. 1v1, mutual healing, fake-enemies-to-devoted-lovers.
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**(Next work preview: *I’m the White Moonlight of the Obsessive Immortal Lord [Rebirth]*) **
After dying in his sleep—perfectly intact—Chu Qi learned he was actually a cannon fodder in a cultivation novel.
His role? Die at twenty and become the white moonlight of the immortal lord Yan Jiuge.
Chu Qi: ???
The guy who spent a decade calling him annoying, useless, and challenging him to fights… had been secretly in love with him this whole time?!
Turns out, after Chu Qi’s death, Yan Jiuge scourged heaven and earth for relics to revive him, growing so obsessively deranged that he was trapped by inner demons—his fate and cultivation all siphoned away by the trash protagonist.
After reading the plot, Chu Qi bawled his eyes out—then woke up reborn at age ten.
There, in front of him, stood Yan Jiuge in pristine black-and-gold robes, sneering: *“Crying after walking barely any distance—don’t tell me you want me to carry you?”*
Wiping his (non-existent) tears, Chu Qi reached out: *“Yes. Carry me.”*
Chu Qi: *Good thing I know the script now. So you wanted to carry me, not fight me.*
**Setting:**
1. Reborn, chill, sickly beauty shou × venomous-tongued-but-softhearted gong who masks his obsessive devotion with arrogance. Mutual pampering +++++.