The Ancestor Is Broke: Thanks to My Idol Descendant!

Su Weisheng is the grand priest of his family, whose only hobby is collecting shiny, golden treasures—so much so that even the coffin he slept in for centuries was personally adorned with gems. Centuries later, he awakens in a fury upon realizing his wealth has been plundered, ready to unleash his wrath on the audacious thieves. The two intruders stare at him in terror. One of them, a young man bearing a slight resemblance to him, drops to his knees with a thud: "Forgive us, Ancestor—!!!" Su Weisheng: "..." Damn, it’s my ungrateful descendants! Turns out, after his slumber, the Su family has declined generation after generation, each barely scraping by and resorting to selling off ancestral relics while praising his "wise, generous foresight" for leaving them such "inheritance." The latest disgrace is Su Ran, a notorious blacklisted celebrity known for his defiant attitude and scandals. Broke after a fallout with his agency, he comes to "pay respects"—aka, mooch off his ancestors. Staring at the darkened, empty ancestral hall, the grand priest clenches his fists. It’s time to teach these ungrateful brats how to properly support their ancestor. --- **#Only Family Sees This Side#** is a live-streamed reality show about unconventional family bonds. The production spares no expense, inviting famous pairs like an award-winning actor and his same-sex partner, a billionaire investor father-son duo, a top-tier producer and his housecat—and the final duo: Top celebrity Su Ran and his great-great-grandfather. Netizens: ??? Has the show lost it, or has the celebrity gone mad? Before airing, reactions were brutal: *Who wants to see some wrinkled old man? Is this a cash grab?* But when the camera shifts from Su Ran to a coldly elegant young man with breathtaking beauty— Su Ran (pausing): "Allow me to introduce... my great-great-grandfather." The audience short-circuits. #*You might not believe it, but I crawled back into the entertainment industry just to buy my ancestor an island for his tomb*# Yet the weirdness doesn’t stop there. This bizarre family show is simultaneously livestreamed in the underworld, where bored ghosts waiting for reincarnation are baffled: *Is this hell’s new entertainment?* --- Post-livestream, Su Weisheng discovers he can read not just regular comments—but also those from the dead. When a pretentious actor gushes about his parents’ decades-long love story, an eerie comment floats by: —*Ancestor, can you tell my son to move my grave? I want a divorce—I’ve got a puppy love in hell.* Later, the actor: *I saw someone’s life crumbling... turns out it was my ancestral gravesite.* When a screenwriter brags about his historical research for a script, another ghostly remark appears: —*LOL, does he know the grand priest in his script is literally the ancestor right in front of him? And he turned him into a lovesick fool? Cringe.* The screenwriter later: *Stop, I’ve already dug a mansion with my toes from embarrassment.* When a notorious troll online smears Su Weisheng, his long-dead mother visits him in a dream and slaps him silly: —*Who said you could trash my idol? Didn’t you know I’m his top fan?!* Troll: !!! *Mom?!*