Zombie Farmstay

Living in a Mansion—A grand tomb built of jade, gold, and silver! Nestled between mountains and waters! With cars and servants—countless burial artifacts! Immortal—Damn, zombies can’t age! My dad tries to kill himself every day but just won’t die!! = = Such a "harmonious" (unbearable) and "wonderful" family. Jiang Shibai laments that ever since their family inexplicably resurrected after being exposed to a bizarre spirit jade, life has become utterly miserable. The eldest brother trains zombie soldiers in the Terracotta Army burial pit every day; the second sister whips rats with a lash; the parents brawl constantly because dad's mistress was also buried with them, while said mistress fake-cries on the sidelines—leaving *him* alone to sneak into the human world to scrounge up enough food for the whole family. What a nightmare =皿= If sneaking around for food means dealing with weird paper money and being chased by some nasty Taoist priest, why not just open a food stall? Well, these days, it’s called a "farmhouse restaurant," right? So, a *zombie* farmhouse restaurant it is. Ah, dear guest, you misheard—it’s the *Jiang Family* Farmhouse. Definitely no zombies here, and we *don’t* bite! P.S. Taoists and vicious dogs are not allowed. Note: 1. This story is purely for fun, with no historical accuracy. A lighthearted read—don’t nitpick! 2. Slow-burn—opening a restaurant takes time, so be patient. 3. Typos will be fixed eventually. Thanks to those who point them out, but note it’s unintentional. Upcoming: *Painted Skin*—a quirky farming/revenge tale. Starts in March. Mwah! Click here to bookmark → *Painted Skin* Finished Works (excluding extras): - *The Young Master Is Omnipresent* (Dual Worlds Series, Book 1; this is Book 2) - *Interstellar Foodie Survival Guide*—Conquer the stars with appetite! - *This Cursed Ginseng*—Actually not cursed at all~ - *No. 138 Monster Pet Shop*—Cuter and fiercer than ever! - *Eat, Sleep, Fight Zombies*—Exactly what it says~ Adopt me! I tell dad jokes~ *and* don’t bite~