Pregnant Tentacle Gong Goes to Which Department?
Lin Xia Deng
After dating for ten years, Fang Xingzhou's boyfriend announced his engagement to an heiress, prompting Fang to break up overnight. Post-breakup, his ex seemed to lose his mind—launching erratic, obsessive advances, seething with jealousy, behaving less and less human… At a family dinner, Fang Xingzhou’s ex proudly unveiled a medical report. "Honey," he murmured lovingly, radiant with joy. "I’m pregnant with your child. We’ll be together forever." Fang Xingzhou, a medical professional: "?" Who’s pregnant? How?! With WHAT?! Despite the absurdity, Fang took responsibility after seeing the DNA test. The engagement turned out to be a misunderstanding, and they reconciled. Yet as his boyfriend’s "pregnancy" progressed, his possessiveness grew unbearable. Fang patiently cared for him—ten months, fifteen, twenty… until "labor" began. After a night of waiting, Fang rushed to the delivery room— Only to find his stunning lover reduced to a disembodied head, writhing tentacles flooding the chamber, cradling a bloodied egg. "Honey," the head cooed blissfully. "Meet our baby." Later… Things escalated. Fang stared at the tiny monstrosity calling him "Daddy," somehow finding its crimson, pupil-less eyes… cute. His lover embraced him from behind, nuzzling his shoulder with icy devotion. "Our child looks just like you." Fang sighed, giving his son’s tentacle an affectionate squeeze. …Sure. Whatever you say. ————— **[Beautifully unhinged inhuman freak × Stoic, clinically repressed doctor]** *(Reality: Two equally deranged simps made for each other. Monsterfucker²!)* **⚠️⚠️⚠️** **CONTENT WARNINGS** **⚠️⚠️⚠️** 1. Mild Lovecraftian themes, non-human romance, MPREG; 2. The *top* gets pregnant. NO role reversal, NOT a top-centered story; 3. Top is *not human*. Behavior incompatible with human logic. Obsessively in love—to the point of laying eggs. "Engagement" was fake. Eggs biologically belong to MC; 4. Bottom is equally twisted in love. Mutual pathological devotion; 5. 95% domestic fluff, but first 30k words involve misunderstandings (skip Ch1-15 if preferred); 6. NOT for hardcore stans of either archetype; 7. Ultra-niche self-indulgence. Author = mutated workaholic. **If not your vibe, FLEE.**