The Villainous Husband's Feeding Guide

Chef Qin Xia met with an accident while on vacation and unwittingly transmigrated into a cannon fodder character from a novel—one who forcibly married the amnesiac villain while he was injured and later ended up dead. The "husband" the original host bought from a slave trader turned out to be none other than Yu Jiuque, the future all-powerful Eastern Depot Superintendent. Beautiful yet venomous, his infamy spread far and wide. By the time Qin Xia arrived, the original host had already embraced him, ready for an immediate "wedding night." Touching his chilled neck, Qin Xia steeled himself and changed the subject: "Are you hungry? Let me make you some noodles." Then, Yu Jiuque devoured every bowl he cooked. Five bowls in total. And he was convinced he was Qin Xia’s rightful husband, dead set on warming his bed. ...... Unable to send away this "unshakable presence," Qin Xia had no choice but to hustle for money before going broke feeding him. The neighbors soon noticed that Qin Xia, the former street punk, had turned over a new leaf after marriage—even setting up a food stall. At first, no one believed his dishes were edible... until they tasted the iron-plated tofu, grilled cold noodles, crispy starch sausages, spicy rice noodles, sizzling chicken skewers, jianbing, thumb-sized pan-fried dumplings, egg burgers, bowl cakes... Qin’s Snack Stall blew up! Later, the stall evolved into a proper eatery, and everyone realized Qin Xia’s culinary skills went far beyond street food. Honey-glazed ham, glossy and tender; Eel stew in a clay pot, rich and savory; Mountain’s Three Crisps, capturing spring’s freshness; Wensi tofu, sliced hair-thin, a breathtaking display. The shop overflowed with customers daily, raking in piles of cash. But one day, Qin’s "Jiu-ge’er" vanished. Gossip spread: "*Men change once they’re rich—he must’ve dumped his husband to marry some wealthy girl.*" Months later, in the imperial capital far away... The formidable Nine-Thousand-Year Eunuch Yu Jiuque sneezed violently, resting a hand on his slightly rounded belly, his expression dark and displeased. The officials trembled like startled chickens under his glare. —*The Superintendent’s wrath is upon us! Someone’s about to lose their head today!* Yet after a long pause, Yu Jiuque only said icily, "*State your business swiftly or scram. Don’t delay my dinner.*" **[Super-chef top who cooks like a god x Alluring, never gains weight Superintendent bottom]** **[Reading Guide]** 1. Top POV. Mutual doting. Original plot serves only as backdrop—focus is on **food & business**. Fluffy romance, slow-burn, lighthearted. No toxic relatives. Later includes childbirth & child-rearing. 2. AU: *Gēr* (male with fertility) can become eunuchs. Villain arc is original plot, now altered by top’s presence. No melodrama—both MCs communicate. 3. Historical setting is fictional. Don’t overthink anachronisms.