My Celibate Imperial Uncle

As the recognized beauty of the Mathematics Department at Qing University, Gu Jiqing, with his pure and seductive features, captivates all the girls in school. However, he openly admits to being gay on the first day of school and is rumored to have turned several straight guys. Zhou Cibai, acknowledged as the campus heartthrob of the Architecture Department at Qing University, is renowned among school girls as the ultimate heartbreaker, thanks to his 1.9-meter height and overwhelming aura of masculinity. Yet, from the first day, he's overtly homophobic. So, on their first day sharing a dorm, Zhou Cibai says with a stern face, "Sorry, I'm not interested in men." Hearing this, Gu Jiqing thinks, that's perfect since he doesn't like large dogs anyway. The two hit it off and expect to get along peacefully. However, when Gu Jiqing forgets to dry his hair after a shower, Zhou Cibai blushes and slams the door, leaving. When Gu gets up without wearing pants, Zhou blushes and leaves again. Even when sick, Gu unconsciously snuggles, making Zhou blush and leave once again. Gu Jiqing thinks that Zhou Cibai might truly have a severe case of homophobia. Until one day, at a bar, after being drugged and about to ask a young, handsome, clean, and skilled fellow for help in front of Zhou Cibai, Zhou pinches his waist and says through gritted teeth, "Gu Jiqing, do you think I'm not handsome enough or not clean enough?" Gu Jiqing, blinking in confusion, replies, "Huh? Isn't it just because you're not capable?" · In junior high, Zhou Cibai had a goddess he fell in love with at first sight, but a persistent gay guy embarrassed him in front of her, leading him to steer clear of gay people afterward. Yet, Gu Jiqing has to entice him by leaving his hair wet after a shower, exposing his thighs when getting up, and acting sweetly when sick, even having a red mole identical to his goddess's in the corner of his eye. Finally losing patience, Zhou Cibai coldly says, "Gu Jiqing, can you tone it down and stop trying to make me question my orientation all day long?" Then, that very night, he ends up sleeping with Gu Jiqing. Always believing in love from holding hands, Zhou Cibai looks at the scattered condoms and feels obliged to take responsibility for Gu Jiqing, even if he's a straight guy with homophobia. Thus, he decides to destroy his goddess's photos, bid farewell to the past, and establish an official romantic relationship with Gu Jiqing. However, Gu Jiqing, who had pestered him all night, simply lies on the bed, lazily grasps the goddess's photo, and asks hoarsely, "How do you have a photo of me from junior high?" Then, with a slight lift of the corner of his eye, he nonchalantly says, "Oh, by the way, I've transferred ten thousand yuan to you as compensation for last night's efforts. Don't mention it." The homophobic straight guy, Zhou Cibai, with immeasurable family wealth but only deemed worth ten thousand for one night: "???" Natural-born seducer unaware of his charm, beautiful shou x pure-hearted naive yet unaware seme.

As a rich second-generation with good family background, good looks, and doting parents, Sheng Yan has only three hobbies in life: skipping class, gaming, and standing up for justice. As another rich second-generation with good family background and good looks living next door to Sheng Yan, Qin Zigui also has only three hobbies in life: catching Sheng Yan skipping class, catching Sheng Yan gaming, and catching Sheng Yan standing up for justice. When Sheng Yan was dragged away from yet another fight by Qin Zigui for who-knows-how-many-times, he finally snapped: “Qin Zigui, can you stop meddling in my business for once? Aren’t homework and being first in exams enough fun for you?” The usually cold and taciturn Qin Zigui lost his temper for the first time, yanking open Sheng Yan’s shirt and pointing at the heartbreaking bruises beneath: “If I didn’t fucking like you, why the hell would I bother?!” Sheng Yan, the hot-blooded, steel-straight school bully: ??? · One morning after a hangover, Sheng Yan woke up to find a wish-granting app on his phone. Any wish approved by the system would come true. —Wish to wake up with all his punishment homework done. **System √** —Wish to pass every subject in the next exam. **System √** —Wish for people to stop buying Qin Zigui milk tea. **System √** After several successful wishes, Sheng Yan began to believe he might be the chosen one, destined for greatness. Until he made his Nth wish: *I wish Qin Zigui would stop meddling in my business.* The system rejected it—over and over again. Finally, the system responded: **"Suggest modifying the wish to 'I wish Qin Zigui would become my boyfriend,' for instant fulfillment."** Sheng Yan slowly typed a single question mark: *Are we… meant to be?* Later, when his wish came true and he woke up in Qin Zigui’s bed, he saw a message pop up on Qin Zigui’s phone: **[New wish received: Hope Qin Zigui can act like a decent human being.]** Then it dawned on him—*Screw fate! Qin Zigui is just a goddamn—!*

On Song Yan's first day at a new school, he witnesses his new roommate being cornered by a group of thugs in an alley demanding repayment.The new roommate raises a stick, sending the thugs fleeing in panic, cursing as they run: "With such a pretty face, you could have found a rich woman ages ago and paid off your debt easily!"The new roommate nods in agreement, suddenly enlightened: "That makes sense."Song Yan: "..." That's nonsense.In order to prevent his new roommate from going astray, Song Yan begins an unyielding mission to aid the innocent and beautiful male high school student.With no money for dinner, Song Yan buys food. No money for textbooks, he pays. No money for a scarf, he buys one during a buy-one-get-one-free promotion. Already restricted by his family's budget, young master Song is forced to learn the values of thrift and hard work.Then his father takes him to a banquet: "Come, Yan, let me introduce you to your Grandpa Xia's grandson, Xia Zhiye."Song Yan stares at Xia Zhiye, dressed in custom-made suits but wearing the cheap scarf Song Yan bought at the school entrance: "..."That night, an angry voice echoes from a high school boys' dormitory: "Screw you, stop pretending to be poor!"The alleged victim of domestic violence patiently reassures: "I'm not pretending to be poor; I really am poor. But I will be rich in the future, and I'll hand all my money to my boyfriend, so do you want to think about it?"Shameless and charming flirt X sharp-tongued, soft-hearted cool guy