The Legendary Slacker King [Interstellar]

Green vines crawl up the blackened castle walls as the third snowy night approaches. Time has run out. The mission has failed. With the creaking sound of the gates closing, the light reveals the players' desperate, twisted faces. Ding-dong. Punishment begins. A tall, elegant judge emerges from the shadows, his figure striking and effortlessly charming. The players are stunned, furious, and terrified. The man lazily smiles, his voice languid and distant, “Don’t worry. I’ll give you ten minutes to run.” The survivors grit their teeth, faces pale, legs trembling as they scramble to their feet, frantically searching for the final door. Amid the chaos, Lin Jing coldly rises and heads deep into the castle’s forbidden zone—the third floor. The true exit had long been destroyed. This was just the man's cruel amusement. He’d rather die by his own hand than fall to him. Suddenly, a statue’s eyes gleam crimson as it lunges at him with a blade. But in an instant, someone wraps an arm around his waist from behind, pulling him away. The man chuckles softly, “Darling, why are you running straight into my arms in these ten minutes?” Lin Jing lowers his gaze: “Piss off.” The handsome victor smirks and whispers, “Call me ‘husband,’ and I’ll let you go.” Lin Jing grits his teeth: “Dream on, bastard.” Only after the roleplay ends does he realize—the loving, perfect boyfriend the script assigned him was the final boss all along. A lying scumbag who toyed with his feelings and ruined his youth. What Lin Jing doesn’t know? From then on, this liar is stuck with him. For good. * On the Eternal Game players’ forum, one post stays perpetually at the top: "Today, we continue to publicly shame the infamous carried player 'Twin Trees Reflect,' who somehow clawed his way into the top ten rankings, and his insufferable lover 'Wind and Moon'—disgusting lovebirds, ugh!" Lin Jing planned to rely on his skills to earn his way through the game. Instead, thanks to his in-game first love/husband/boyfriend/master (?), he became the galaxy’s most notorious freeloader. Even the game developers stamped him as /The #1 Freeloader/. Lin Jing slowly types a question mark: “Huh? Who’s the freeloader?” Xu Wanzhi chuckles and coos, “That’d be me. Thanks for carrying me to #1, baby.” **Dual powerhouses.** *PS: A interstellar romance, not infinite flow. Mwah!* ---