My Disciple Drives Me Crazy

After clearing the infinite-flow world, Bai Siqiao chose to be reborn in the plane where his missing lover lived, in order to find him. Unfortunately, he didn’t choose a good vessel. He was reborn into a pitiful little wretch whom everyone despised and even dogs avoided, and he was bound to an Evil God System. It claimed that as long as he absorbed emotion points, he could keep growing stronger until he became a god.System: Help the bad guy escape, and we’ll get 3,000 emotion points!Bai Siqiao threw the bad guy into a trash can with one hand. Emotion points instantly +10,000.System: That young man drowning his sorrows in drink ran into a scumbag. Mocking him can absorb 5,000 emotion points!Bai Siqiao helped him completely ruin the scumbag’s reputation and then introduced him to a tall, rich, and handsome man. Emotion points instantly +50,000.System: These evil ghosts are all here to acknowledge you as their boss. As the successor of the Evil God, how can you not have underlings?Bai Siqiao pushed open the bedroom door: “Darling, there are evil ghosts at home. Deal with them.”The system broke down. This works too???Bai Siqiao: “Baby, listen to me. I’ll lead you to wealth and prosperity, and attain Buddhahood on the spot!”After the eldest son of the Bai family, whom everyone despised, was rescued, he no longer teased cats and dogs or got into fights. He punished evil and promoted good, protected his classmates, sponsored poor students, bravely fought thugs, and rescued abducted children... Fearing neither danger nor hardship, he rushed to do every good deed.When the “Anti-Evil Squad” found him, this youngest “National Top Ten Model of Courage for Justice and Pioneer of Social Civilization in the New Era,” draped in blindingly dazzling merit, was giving an impassioned speech: “I am a brick of socialism, moved wherever it is needed!”

Qin Ling is the young owner of a funeral shop, earning a meager monthly income of 3,000 yuan. He lives a carefree, laid-back, “go-with-the-flow” slacker lifestyle.Until one day, a supernatural app suddenly appears on his phone.The supernatural app coldly states:“Complete tasks to receive generous rewards. Failure results in elimination—no mercy.”Qin Ling: “Is this some kind of new scam malware? Delete it, delete it.”System: ??????Later, the system realizes it has bound itself to an extremely problematic host. In order to complete missions, it goes from a cold, god-like system… to becoming the host’s devoted “bootlicker.”“This shop inherits feng shui culture and promotes traditional Chinese metaphysics: dragon-seeking and acupoint-finding, capturing ghosts and suppressing evil, balancing yin and yang residences to determine fortune and misfortune. Fortune-telling, feng shui consultation, and finger calculations to predict good and bad luck.”——All of that above is nonsense. Believe in science—start with me!

Internet rumors say financial tycoon Mr. Zhuang is terminally ill with paralyzed legs, offering a hefty reward for treatment. Top hospital experts and miracle-working TCM masters flocked to consult, but in the end, the tycoon was cured by a fresh college graduate! Allegedly, the tycoon was so thrilled he swore brotherhood with him and had his son认 him as a godfather. Various factions rushed to poach him, only to discover—the kid had neutered cats, delivered puppies, hospitalized turtles, X-rayed pigeons, and performed surgery on rats! He’s a damn vet! Tang Xia: "No no no, as long as the money’s right, I can cure anything—trust me!"

After reaching adulthood, Ling Yue was kicked out of his parents' home in the mountains and sent into the entertainment industry with a betrothal letter to find his fiancée. Penniless and alone, when hunger drove him to survive on dew, he mustered the courage—for the sake of his "fiancée"—to join a talent show. Unexpectedly, his looks alone skyrocketed him to fame, and two months later, he miraculously debuted as the center! His debut single topped the charts instantly! Luckily, every variety show, TV drama, or film he joined became a hit, and even the nearly bankrupt company that signed him was miraculously revived. The internet declared Ling Yue the reincarnation of a lucky koi: *Share this Ling Xiao Yue, and you’ll get promotions, ace exams, gain unexpected romance, and have all your wishes granted…* A reporter once asked, *With luck like yours, why enter showbiz?* Ling Yue pulled out his family’s betrothal letter. *I’m here to find my fiancée. My family said she’s beautiful, gentle, and kind—I need to protect her!* Guided by this dream, he searched until finally spotting her on a dating reality show. But… the nation’s heartthrob cradled him in his hands, toying with his colorful feathers. Staring up at the ancient, towering demon half a head taller, Ling Yue wept, shedding feathers everywhere: *This “delicate fiancée” is a scam! I’ve been swindled! I quit showbiz!* Mo Yan: *Don’t go, I can explain.* Ling Yue: *No, you can’t!*

Third Young Master Gu Ye of the Gu family is naturally dull, stutters when speaking, and can't remember the answer even after being told ten times. He doesn't dare to speak up even when he's beaten, and is considered the disgrace of the wealthy family. In a fit of anger, his father sent him back to his rural hometown for the New Year. Unexpectedly, he returned like a completely different person, and six months later, he was admitted to the top university in the capital city with the highest scores in the entire school!The entire affluent circle was shocked!After receiving the admission notice, the Gu family searched for Gu Ye for three days and finally found him under an unassuming overpass. The Gu Ye who didn’t dare to speak up when beaten was now setting up a stall, stepping on a few street punks, drawing and shouting while selling: "Exorcism talisman, Guanyin peaceful talisman, house calming talisman, demon slaying and monster eliminating talisman... Big sale of talismans! Only 88 for those destined! Don't miss it if you pass by!" He looked at the guys under his feet and smiled, "Custom-made rectification talisman, I think each of you needs three."A metaphysical master who argues with heaven, earth, and air and fights if unsatisfied, and a refined scoundrel, dandy, wife-loving black-bellied top. All those ridiculous talismans are just nonsense in the plot, don’t take them seriously~