Drama Queen Mode Activated: I’m Invincible

In those games and movies where true love reigns supreme, there’s always that scheming male supporting character. They receive vastly different treatment compared to the adored protagonists, yet they spout manipulative words, charge ahead mindlessly, bravely serve as cannon fodder, and end up dead within three days. Xiu Yu binds with a mission system, transmigrates into these scheming male side characters, takes over their lives, and rewrites their tragic futures. 【Entertainment Industry Story】 Domineering Scum Gong: If you love me, cooperate with me in this CP reality show to put on a grand performance. Xiu Yu: Understood! I guarantee I’ll cuckold you in the first act. 【Loyal Dog Gong’s Rebirth Swap Story】 Loyal Dog Scum Gong: Only after rebirth did I realize how blind we all were in our past life. Xiu Yu: So you blame my blindness for your unrequited love? 【Melodramatic Amnesia Replacement Story】 Gloomy Scum Gong’s Sudden Epiphany: Someone as disloyal as you isn’t even fit to imitate my beloved. Xiu Yu: Nonsense. 【School Poor-but-Genius Pure Love Story】 Phoenix Man Scum Gong: You deceived me by pretending to be poor—I’ll make sure you regret it for life. Xiu Yu: Shhh! If you’re broke, shut up. The innocence you lost when you hit rock bottom—I cleanse it with my own hands. I offer you a sky full of stars, wishing you a future brimming with brilliance.

In the realm of Hua Xia, there exists a special sanctuary for magical creatures.Whether you are a phantom, a spirit, a mythical being, or even a legendary monster—foreign-born or local—if you break the rules, you will be sent there.Rumor has it that the sanctuary's keeper, Yuan Mu, is gentle and strikingly handsome, voted the most attractive law enforcer year after year. Yet almost everyone fears him, believing he is a true devil in disguise.For every creature that enters his sanctuary gradually turns… perfectly round.Even the most terrifying water monster becomes a harmless, chubby ball.Before entering the sanctuary,The creatures vow: “We would rather die than submit to that dreadful demon, Yuan Mu!”After entering the sanctuary,The creatures sigh: “Mu Mu’s cooking is just too good (:з」∠)…”

In his past life, Mu Cisu's greatest regret wasn't encountering a scumbag who ruined his reputation and left him destitute, nor was it binding with a face-slapping system, enduring hardships to stage a comeback, only to die unexpectedly before savoring the fruits of victory. It was that he ultimately failed to obtain justice for the girl who took her own life due to school bullying. A chance rebirth brings Mu Cisu back to four hours before the girl's suicide. There’s still time. This time, he will make up for every single regret. Cases include: 【The Girl We Bullied】To the children who suffered from school bullying—I’ll stand you firmly on the plaintiff’s side. 【Women Suffering in Marriage】Don’t be afraid, divorcing and fighting for custody? I’m an expert. 【The Helpless Animal Cruelty Case】Sure, there’s no pet protection law, but who told you to steal someone’s private property?

A month ago, the shabbiest and least scary haunted house in City B got a new owner. Rumors say his name is Yu Jiuyin—stunningly handsome, skilled in feng shui and ghost-catching, a professional exorcist. Later, viewers saw this during his livestream: "This human-skin doll is a bit damaged. I'll fix it and help it reincarnate when I have time. For now, let it work in my haunted house!" "Hmm, the blood-drenched ghost woman keeps singing, too noisy for the underworld to accept. Let her stay and work here!" "Why does this Ouija ghost have triple personalities? The underworld officials might get scared. Leave it here to work!" Visitors: ▼_▼ Ghosts: *Yu Jiuyin, you’re the real damn ghost here, aren’t you?!* [Going insane] 1v1, bottom protagonist. A playful exorcist bottom who loves mischief x a gentle top who happily joins in the fun.