Your Highness, Please Think Twice

Gu Linlin's previous life was that of a cat—specifically, the cat of the infamous power-wielding chancellor Gu Feichen. While the world condemned Gu Feichen as a ruthless manipulator destined for a tragic end, only Gu Linlin knew the truth: her "Daddy" would whisper softly to her sleek fur when no one was around, cooing, "Who’s Daddy’s sweetest baby? It’s our Linlin!" Reborn abruptly as a human child—tiny, three-heads-tall, and bipedal—little Gu Linlin panicked. Instinctively, she grabbed the trousers of a passing stranger, only to look up in delight: It’s Daddy! This is a no-romance story centered around familial love, following a human child’s perspective. Daddy here is the reincarnation of Chancellor Gu Feichen, now a CEO. While it’s uncertain if the story will cover Gu Linlin’s adulthood, most of it will focus on her toddler years. P.S. Inspired by the popular saying: "Clumsy kids in this life might just be animals experiencing their first reincarnation as humans." Heads up: 1. HE, no romance. 2. Primarily from the child’s POV—a slice-of-life fluff piece. 4. Written by the author’s cat! ⊙ω⊙

Wen Yujie transmigrated into a novel. Good news: He’s read it! Bad news: Before he even realized he’d transmigrated, he’d already spilled all the spoilers to the novel’s most ruthless and insane villain—Fairy Lord Shen Yuanqing. Wen Yujie: *Help.* Shen Yuanqing only learned after his death that he was just a villain in a story, doomed to give the protagonist “experience.” He didn’t know what “experience” meant, but he knew he’d clawed his way up from a lowly, trampled-upon slave of the Northern Wasteland, gambling his life in desperate struggles, surviving near-death reversals—only to finally attain immortality. Yet in the end, he was inexplicably burned to ashes by karmic flames without even knowing who the protagonist was, all to serve as their stepping stone. Now, suddenly reborn, should he kill the protagonist first… or kill the protagonist first? Wen Yujie: … Shen Yuanqing [*smiling.jpg*]: You know my future—I can’t let you live. But since you’ve told me this, you’ve done me a favor. So, I’ll grant you one final wish. Wen Yujie, bursting with survival instincts and babbling nonsense: *QAQ I love you! All I want is to grow old with you and live happily ever after!* Shen Yuanqing believed him. After serious, prolonged consideration: Fine. Once I kill the protagonist, we’ll go back to my hometown and get married. Wen Yujie: … *I’M THE PROTAGONIST, GODDAMN IT!!!* **Extra Scene:** Later, Wen Yujie finally mustered the courage to negotiate: *…Can we not kill the protagonist?* Shen Yuanqing: Then how do you want to do it? **Not a good person at all × a batshit crazy villain-gong × a cowardly, lazy protagonist-shou who’s just trying to survive.** **Personal Preferences & Warnings:** 1. HE, 1V1, protagonist-shou. 2. Barring unforeseen circumstances, daily updates around noon [11 AM–2 PM]. 3. Just a fluffy, slice-of-life rom-com. *Fluffy. Slice-of-life. Rom-com.* (Important things thrice.) 4. The novel was written by the author’s cat! ⊙ω⊙ 5. Before purchasing VIP chapters, *please* read the author’s note in the last free chapter. 6. More to be added later.

At six years old, Xu Guo arrives in the capital. Before her death, his mother told him that the most handsome Lord Lian in the capital was his father. Little did he expect, times had changed—the once dashing top scholar who could charm crowds is now a balding, middle-aged man weighed down by worries. Mistaking the strikingly beautiful yet sinister Eastern Depot Chief, Lord Lian, for his father, Xu Guo stops him in the street to claim kinship. Lord Lian is a high-ranking and infamous villain, feared by all—yet today, someone dares to deceive him by stopping his horse. Narrowing his eyes, he studies the fair-skinned child before him and says, "Interesting. So, you’re claiming to be my son?" The pint-sized Xu Guo swallows nervously, but remembering his mother’s words—"Your father truly loves you, he just has his own burdens…"—he musters his courage and nods, presenting a token of proof. Later... Lord Lian smirks: "Being an unexpected father feels oddly delightful." Lord Lian despairs: "Where’s my son? My son who’s supposedly been in the capital for months?" PS: Lord Lian is not the love interest—this is purely familial, adoptive father-son bonding. The actual love interest appears later. Childhood sweethearts. Alternate titles: *His Father is a Villainous Minister*, *A Kid’s School Life*, *No Worries, His Dad Will Handle It*, *Just How Many Daddies Do You Have?*

Arnold was an overworked office drone in his past life; now, he's reincarnated as an elf who just wants to laze around and do nothing. No one knows if it's because he fell from the Mother Tree at birth or if his modern soul needs time to adjust to this fantasy world. Either way, he speaks and acts at a snail's pace—no matter how hard he tries to speed up, it's hopeless, so he’s given up struggling. To this day, the Magic Academy still spreads rumors that "the Elf Queen's younger brother isn’t quite right in the head." Ludwig Asmodeus—blessed with divine beauty, the eternally noble bloodline of the Demon God, and acting commander of the 72nd Legion. A flawed genius who, 300 years ago, failed his classical music appreciation class, returned to retake it… and still flunked. Then one day, their innate powers suddenly swapped. Elf Arnold grew demonic bone wings and gained forbidden spells capable of annihilating the world, while the demon legion commander… became nature’s darling, a born bard. Arnold: "Wh—at—" Ludwig: "???" Ludwig: "*Finally* aced classical music appreciation." Arnold: "—hap—pened?" Later, as the once-every-600-years Six-Clan Tournament approaches— Arnold: "Not—" Ludwig: "The tournament requires innate power as the entry pass. I’m the Demon Clan’s Elector—but now it’s you. You *have* to win for us!" Arnold: "—my—problem." [Slowly…terrified.jpg] Ludwig: "Don’t worry. Come on! Show them your ferocity!" A perfectionist, sometimes childish demon top × an extremely long-lived, 2G-speed, sloth-reincarnated elf bottom. Alternate titles: *So What If I Laze Around? Immortals Have All the Time in the World*, *The Childish Genius Keeps Waiting for Me to Confess First*, *But I Really Can’t Act Fierce…* Tags: 1. HE, 1V1, bottom POV. 2. The story is *actually* written by the author’s cat! ⊙ω⊙