The Days of Becoming an Internet Celebrity to Eat Well

I admit I'm guilty—I became a livestream eating celebrity just to fill my stomach. Don’t think I’m shallow; you’ll never understand the agony of hunger. Reading Guide: 1. Just a warm, lighthearted story—CP Lu Qi & Jin Tian (Xiao Jin), protagonist bottom, strictly 1&1, no third wheels, only friends and bros [*taps chalkboard*]. 2. For entertainment only, don’t overanalyze. 3. Thanks to my matchmaker bestie for the title and synopsis ╭(╯3╰)╮. Cover base image sourced online, will remove if infringing. φ(≧ω≦*)? Reference books: *Dictionary of Chinese Gods and Monsters* and *6,000 Homestyle Dishes for New Housewives*. Both are fun—recommended! Mwah ⊙▽⊙