Dude, Dude, Gimme a Kiss

Jin Luozhou and Liang Dongning have been best bros since high school, fully aware of each other’s romantic histories. During Jin Luozhou’s single phase and right after Liang Dongning’s breakup with his ex-boyfriend, a tipsy night leads them to drunkenly tumbling into bed. The next morning, they lie in silence for five full minutes before finding their voices. Liang Dongning: “Don’t tell me you’ve had a secret crush on me all along.” Jin Luozhou: “Fuck off, I’m straight.” Liang Dongning: “Pfft, sure hope so. Otherwise, if you got turned gay, I’d have to take responsibility. Not even my type anyway.” Jin Luozhou: “? As if I’d ever be into you.” To salvage their now-tainted friendship, they agree to forget that night and cool off separately. Yet, within a month, they wordlessly end up in bed again—uncannily in sync. Next morning. Liang Dongning: “So… what are we now?” Jin Luozhou: “Close friends and relatives.” Liang Dongning: “…” Liang Dongning: “Guess that makes you Sleeping Beauty. Congrats on the jackpot, babe.” Jin Luozhou: “…Die, narcissist.”