Even as an Animal, I Must Grab a Stable Job [Quick Transmigration]

Jiang Shi was a wildlife rescue worker in his past life, dedicating his life to saving wild animals and fighting against poaching. After accidentally dying at the hands of poachers, he woke up to find himself transmigrated into an obscure 18th-tier celebrity in the entertainment industry, riddled with scandals—a pitiful existence even 38th-tier stars could trample on. Jiang Shi glanced at the flood of online comments demanding he "get out of the entertainment industry," then at the little bird outside his window speaking human language. This felt utterly surreal. Unsure, he asked, "What did you say?" The bird flapped its wings. "I said you’re so pitiful! I just heard the folks next door plotting how to drug and deliver you to someone’s bed… Wait! How can you understand me?! Mama! There’s a monster here!" The bird flew away unsteadily. Jiang Shi remembered that his agent’s office was next door… He immediately began packing. "Goodbye, losers!" Upon realizing his transmigration came with a golden finger—the ability to understand animal language—he decisively joined a rare animal rescue station, becoming a proud wildlife conservationist. From then on, his figure appeared in every remote corner of the world: the Wolong Snow Mountains rescuing abandoned newborn pandas, the Qinling Mountains chatting with a defeated golden snub-nosed monkey king who had given up on life, the vast oceans saving trapped blue whales, and the plateaus stargazing with a family of Tibetan foxes… ### 2 Jiang Shi was invited to a reality show where celebrities worked as zookeepers. The other guests included: a minor celebrity who had smeared his reputation, a mid-tier actress who spread rumors about him, and a young director who publicly criticized his "shady morals"… Jiang Shi: "……" This wasn’t a reality show—it was a setup designed to humiliate him! As the livestream began, fans of the other guests flocked to bombard him with hate, warning him not to drag their idols down while eagerly awaiting his public disgrace. But soon, everyone realized Jiang Shi was the only one flawlessly completing tasks. While other guests struggled miserably with the animals, the moment Jiang Shi appeared, every creature turned docile. An eight-meter python cuddled up to him, the fiercest lion nestled in his arms like a kitten, and even a newly rescued tiger let him stroke its tail during feeding… The nation’s first wild rare animal rescue station publicly declared: "All false rumors targeting our station director @JiangShiNotJiang will face legal consequences. We have reported this to the authorities. Everyone, tread carefully." Others: "???? Wait, when did he become a civil servant?!" Before long, the entertainment world realized the obscure celebrity Jiang Shi had vanished. In his place was a figure featured on national TV, fought over by wildlife conservation bases, hailed as a national youth talent, invited by CCTV as a "Wildlife Protection Ambassador," and even representing nature in the country’s highest halls. Between humans and nature, he was the translator. *(Images saved, synopsis filed. Plagiarizers beware.)* --- ### Reading Notes: - The protagonist’s golden finger is overpowered—all animals adore him. Everything serves the plot. Most animal/conservation details are researched online; anything missing is fictional. Don’t take it as reality. - Heavy creative liberties. If it bothers you, hit ×. No farewell announcements—happiness for all. Happy reading!

Shen Qiu was a narcotics officer in his previous life, killed by drug dealers’ bullets. When he opened his eyes again, he had transformed into all kinds of animals...With a steadfast desire to serve his country and his people, Shen Qiu embarked on a path to secure a “iron rice bowl” (a stable government job) using his animal bodies. He had grown quite skilled at presenting himself as a package deal, volunteering his services without hesitation.