Trapped in His Cage

As a black fan, the reader once again picks on his favorite author to express his deep love, and this time he's criticizing the protagonist of the new book: The protagonist is a fool, the author is an idiot. Author: ... Lesson learned. Then the reader watches helplessly as his beloved protagonist is endlessly tormented and betrayed, setting off on an unstoppable path to darkness. And then, the reader transmigrates—who can tell him what's going on with the man opposite him who looks just like the protagonist =A=! [Different World] Reader (holding the author's plaque, crying): Hero! I was wrong!!! The holy mother is indeed the most beautiful quality in this world! This world needs holy mothers! I beg for the holy light of the protagonist to shine on those around (especially me)! Blackening is an illness that needs treatment— Protagonist: ... Come over.

This story is about a good student who is unluckily abducted by a serial killer.

The unfortunate Shan Ziwei got into a car accident and woke up to find that 200 years had passed. To make matters worse, he still suffered from erotomania. (Erotomania: an aversion to handshakes and hugs; see Baidu for details.) "Unfortunately, we cannot cure your condition." "W-wait a minute! Even AIDS can be cured now, let alone a mere erotomania!" "*chuckle*." With no other choice, Shan Ziwei had to return to his old profession as a quiet game developer. However, the games nowadays seemed a bit... unusual. [System: Dear player, below are your role settings for this game. Setting 1: You enjoy shaking hands with strangers. Setting 2: You enjoy hugging acquaintances. Setting 3: You’re a bottom. Setting 4: You’re a bottom. Setting 5: Important things must be said twice.] Shan Ziwei: ...Is this game even playable?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ P.S.: (Indescribable) top x erotomaniac bottom; pseudo-online gaming novel with dungeon-leveling elements. Thanks to Luan Huajiang for the erotomania inspiration. The game in this story is something the dumb author made up, so if you spot any bugs, just mutter “the author’s an idiot” three times and ignore them (qwq). Due to the author’s rapidly dwindling integrity, expect late-story mind-bending twists—non-combatants, evacuate at once (￣︶￣)/ Weibo: Persevering Youngster Tui (Updates and hiatus announcements will be posted here. Since the dumb author is a tragic corporate slave with a brain tumor [literally—pituitary hyperplasia, currently on medication], new readers should check past update schedules to see if sporadic releases are acceptable.) About comments: The dumb author doesn’t delete comments. If any are missing, contact JJWXC’s customer service or moderators to clarify who deleted them and why. About removing paywall: Multiple requests have been submitted but repeatedly denied. After the Plum Blossom arc concludes, the second part (character-focused) will stay free.