Gu Siyi dreamed in the middle of the night that Chen Jue had gotten a boyfriend—a British bottom—which terrified him so much that he woke up the next day and immediately got serious about competitions, applying to universities, and flying to London to see him. Upon meeting Chen Jue, Gu Siyi received two pieces of news. Good news: Chen Jue was still single. Bad news: Chen Jue wasn’t just straight—he was also homophobic. Gu Siyi felt a little troubled, so he tentatively tried to "unbend" Chen Jue... um, bend, bend? --- Childhood sweethearts, clingy bottom, straight but quickly bent top. Oxford’s best debater * Cambridge Law School’s youngest LPC lawyer