When the Armored General Moved the Emperor [Rebirth]

In the eyes of his classmates, Xia Shangzhou is the top student of the medical school—a cold, untouchable beauty. No one dares to get close.But to himself, he's just a serious homebody who can't make friends, and when something bothers him, the only place he can vent is on a niche online forum.He opens the forum and starts a thread:Vent—I just found out I was switched at birth.Remembering the forum rule about "acting cute to get more replies," he adds: QwQXia Shangzhou has always felt out of place with his hilariously quirky parents, thinking he’s way too serious for their chaotic vibe.Turns out, he really doesn’t fit in—because he was switched at birth.The chaotic forum members quickly weave a dramatic rich-family soap opera in their minds, convinced he’s about to leave his funny folks behind and step into a glamorous new life.But their wild imagination gets hit—repeatedly—by the even quirkier, even more hilarious biological family he actually has.What started as a simple vent thread somehow turned into a live-streamed romance.And what Xia Shangzhou gains in the end:Double the hilarious parents, one reliable big brother, and a handsome partner who—surprise—was also switched at birth.P.S. This story also includes the classic “undercover reveal” scene that readers love:……Nth reply (OP): Thanks, everyone. We're together now. =V=(N+1)th reply (Flying Spaghetti): Thanks, everyone. We're together now. =V=(N+2)th reply: Flying Spaghetti lurked and chatted this whole time, playing wingman for himself?! That’s next-level scheming! Moderator, ban this man!

The Great Chu Dynasty fell in the spring of the nineteenth year of the Qiyuan era. Emperor Qiyuan, Gu Zun, once the most neglected prince in the cloistered halls of Buddhism, stumbled onto the throne through sheer luck. Diligent and resilient, he forged a bond with the influential minister Xie Jiuyuan, evolving from mutual wariness to deep camaraderie as they worked together to reform governance. Yet, entrenched factionalism and looming external threats proved insurmountable. Xie Jiuyuan died on the battlefield, and Gu Zun perished in the flames of the Fengtian Hall alongside his loyal officials. Closing his eyes, all he saw were the roaring flames of Fengtian Hall. But when he woke again, it was the snowy winter of the third year of Qiyuan—his master still alive that night, his Jiulang not yet returned to court. Everything could still be changed. In this life, he would cleanse the government and usher in a golden age. And he would ensure his Xie Jiuyuan rose to power, bowing to none but him. ———————————————————— On the bed, Gu Zun seemed less an emperor and more like a languid feline toying with a yarn ball, his fingers rolling a luminous pearl, its glow flickering beneath his touch—mimicking the erratic rhythm of Xie Jiuyuan’s heart. Gu Zun gazed at Xie Jiuyuan, his voice soft as he confided in the newly appointed imperial guard: "I had a nightmare." Xie Jiuyuan (brilliant, versatile, formidable top) × Gu Zun (meticulous, persuasive, domineering bottom)