The Nationally Protected Lazy Bone

【Urban Monsters/Silly Sweet Treat/Third-Person Narration】 I’m Gu Shi, currently applying for an accountant position at a sanatorium. It’s a newly opened high-end sanatorium with excellent benefits, but while submitting my resume, I noticed their job requirements were a bit odd. They wanted someone with nerves of steel. I thought this job suited me perfectly. I prepared thoroughly, ensuring I could stay composed even if Mount Tai collapsed before me. I waited a long time, and my interviewer arrived fashionably late. I steeled myself, ready to face whatever shocks the interview might bring. But the moment he spoke, I thought he was downright amateurish. He looked me over and said, “Human?” Hah, that’s it?

Mu Mu transmigrated into a novel featuring cross-dressing marriage fraud, wealthy family mix-ups, and reincarnation revenge. He became the scum who committed the fraud, the fake heir who replaced the real one, and the target of the protagonist’s vengeance. Now, he’s standing in front of the civil affairs bureau with the ultimate victim of the story, holding their freshly printed marriage certificate. Mu Mu shudders, looks up, and sees the victim’s sinister expression, forcing a sickeningly fake smile that screams bloody revenge. Legs weak and vision blurring, Mu Mu stammers, “Bro, how about we just get divorced?”

A hilarious and sweet story with a third-person narrative.I am an NPC in an otome game, the kind who is too lazy to gain favorability by giving gifts.In this game, there's a male lead who is the hardest to pursue. Everyone else has achieved their happy endings, but his is always a Bad End.On the forums, he is praised to the skies, and even many people have written petitions for a guide to win him over.Only I know that this male lead secretly gives me gifts when nobody's watching, trying to increase my favorability.Wait, I'm really just a background NPC, and these are gifts from the female lead to you. Doing this will make you end up alone.

# Published under the new title "Qing Yao Management Office," available through various channels. # The published edition includes edits and additional extras. · Lin Mu rescued a Samoyed. Capable of eating, smiling, highly intelligent, learns anything taught, excels in guarding the house. It just doesn’t bark or wag its tail. Lin Mu used a sausage for the ten-thousandth time to coax it: “If you wag your tail, I’ll let you eat this sausage.” The Samoyed impatiently lifted its eyes and, with one shake of its tail, shook out nine. Lin Mu: … Damn. Later, Mr. Hu Xuanjing, the fox who declined to disclose his name, expressed during an interview: Now I regret it so much, really regret it. I shouldn’t have pretended to be a dog to fool him back then. Shouldn’t have latched onto him, freeloaded off his food and bed. Now I can’t go home, can’t share a bed with my spouse—just regret it, regret it deeply. · A lighthearted, daily slice-of-life comedy with healing and sweetness; no angst. · A refined and easygoing yet vengeful half-demon bottom x a penniless, unwilling-to-disclose-name nine-tailed fox top forced to descend to the human world. · V-chapter starts on 3/21