All Masters in the Martial World

Zhang Xiaoyuan, the son of a renowned hero, possesses a unique ability: he can always see the relationships, preferences, martial prowess, pasts, and all hidden secrets of others above their heads. He witnessed the blushing secret marriage between the Alliance Leader and the Demon Sect Leader, the tangled love-hate relationship between the Sect Master of Sanhua Palace and his top disciple, and even the self-cultivation of a cross-dressing general from the Tianji Battalion. With this extraordinary talent, he became the "Know-It-All of the Jianghu," purchasing land, building towers, and recruiting disciples for his impoverished sect, transforming it into a top-tier powerhouse. Yet, he could never decipher his senior brother. Because upon their first meeting, only seven words appeared above his senior brother’s head: **“Lu Zhaoming, a nobody.”** ... When the two finally confessed their feelings and got together, the words above his senior brother’s head finally changed: **“Remember to eat.”** **“Drink more warm water.”** **“Rest early.”** **“I adore you.”** --- **[Proper Consumption Guide]** 1. CP: Lu x Zhang. 2. A nonsensical fluff piece—logic not required. 3. Massive plot twists, but unwavering sweetness till the end. Ding! Breaking News! This story will go VIP tomorrow (March 5th). Coming up with goofy ideas isn’t easy, so please support the official release. Love you all, mwah~ ↓↓↓ Next Ancient BL Comedy—Please Bookmark!↓↓↓ **"No Romance in a Swordsman’s Heart"** (Pre-release summary may change, but the premise won’t.) 1. Jiang Su transmigrated into a book. A *certain peach-blossom spring* multi-part novel’s protagonist—the Jianghu’s number one beauty—ended up disgraced and violated by several villains due to his allure. To avoid this fate, Jiang Su trained relentlessly, only to be told by the system after becoming the orthodox faction’s top swordsman: *"If you remain single by the story’s end, you’ll return to reality."* Jiang Su: “…” He earned his title through blood and sweat—why should he give it up? He didn’t want to go back. He needed a partner. 2. Jiang Su initially thought finding love would be easy as the story’s heartthrob. He had countless admirers, like— His sect leader, straightening his robes: *"Shidi, when you settle down…"* Jiang Su: *"Won’t happen."* The leader brightened. Jiang Su: *"They’d only slow my sword."* The Alliance Leader offered him wine, hinting: *"Su’er, if you drank the Wine of Forgetfulness, would you forget your beloved—"* Jiang Su: *"Nonsense! I’d never forget my sword."* Teaching his junior disciple, who eyed his blade: *"Shishu, can I touch your sword?"* Jiang Su: *"No."* Disciple: *"It’s just a sword—"* Jiang Su: *"Silence! That’s my wife!"* After crushing every budding romance, Jiang Su concluded: *"Hah. A swordsman’s heart has no room for love."* 3. Until he met Li Hanshan, the young master raised as the demonic sect’s deadliest weapon. They exchanged countless letters, dissecting old techniques and exploring new ones—no topic in swordsmanship was off-limits. Jiang Su even considered Li Hanshan his soulmate! Then, as the plot concluded, Jiang Su prepared to return to reality. *Studying the sword truly is more fun than romance*, he mused. *Perhaps a swordsman’s heart really has no love.* But Li Hanshan galloped desperately to him, gripping his hand like a fading treasure. Jiang Su didn’t leave. Under Li Hanshan’s blazing gaze, he finally understood: *It turns out a swordsman’s heart… can also hold Li Hanshan.* --- **[Proper Consumption Guide]** 1. This is a ridiculous fluff story—don’t expect logic. 2. CP: Demon Sect’s strongest, tragic-beauty young master x Orthodox faction’s strongest, stone-cold sword fanatic. Both have zero EQ and care only for their blades.