Don’t Be a Man’s Electronic Pet

The supernatural resurges, and the world becomes a playground for evil spirits. Among all the anomalies, the most terrifying monster was once called Ying Zhou. From the lowest-ranked scourge, it evolved into a world-ending demon lord. Bloodthirsty, ruthless, savage, and insane—it harbors no goodwill toward humanity and no attachment to life. The only thing that brings it peace is the total destruction and death of the world. After a century-long standoff against this monster, humanity was utterly defeated. Fortunately, the world reset after its destruction. And the reincarnators discovered: the timeline had rewound to one year before the supernatural resurgence. At this time, Ying Zhou was still a helpless little wretch—unloved by his father, uncared for by his mother. He was alive, not yet the terrifying, frigid entity he would become. Reincarnators: Oh ho! Time to seize him! Some wanted to kill him. Some wanted to correct him. Some wanted to swear loyalty to him. Some wanted to love him. To this, Ying Zhou had only six points to make: “::::::” #feels like there’s been a lot of weird (filthy) stuff around me lately#

The apocalypse is coming, and the terrifying pollution disease is sweeping the world."We call it mutation, and future history books may describe it as evolution."The world of evolution is highly competitive. Today, someone grows two heads; tomorrow, a flower sprouts fangs; the day after, a fish grows legs and crawls onto land...Lu Yan: And I am just an ordinary doctor who treats the pollution disease.*Patient A: I once grew 18 tentacles. Dr. Lu came and cut off 17 of them. Truly miraculous!Patient B: I am a poisonous mushroom. My spores are highly toxic and parasitic. I produced hundreds of thousands of spores, burdening my already impoverished family. Dr. Lu came and helped me with birth control, a kindness I will never forget!Patient C: I grew 8 mouths and was a picky eater, only consuming meat. I even established a slaughterhouse for my diet. Dr. Lu cured my picky eating. Now, as a devout believer, I swear to be a vegetarian for life in exchange for Dr. Lu's lifelong happiness and well-being.Lu Yan, the top of the food chain, an eternal deity.Notes: Mild mechanical style with elements of wasteland and apocalypse. The entire story is fictional and for entertainment only. Do not associate it with reality.

When time passed and the Stellar People studied their first emperor a millennium later—this monarch who rose from a barren star system—they stumbled upon the diaries of Constantine I. [*When I bought him from the slavers, he was barely the size of a palm.*] [*The slave trader said he had only hatched forty days prior.*] [*A year's wages for me was twelve thousand stellar credits. His price was exactly twelve thousand.*] [*He was a fragile alien creature. Even if he possessed intelligence, he could never be a legal citizen.*] [*So one day, I made up my mind—*] *"I will change this world for you. I will give you an empire that will endure forever."* —Gavin Constantine. ———————— At some point, the empire became obsessed with a winged pet called the "Little Dragonling." A fugitive youth scoffed at the trend. How could someone like him—a sinner walking the abyss—ever fall for some two-headed hatchling? Then Gavin bought one for a secret reason— *One day later: "That’s mine, you can’t eat—fine, go ahead."* *One week later: "Chuxi, come here for a papa hug!"* *One month later: "A real man never backs down! If I can’t afford to raise you, I’ll eat my words."* *One year later: "Let the heavens bear witness—I surrender."* Years later, Emperor Constantine looked back on his life and realized meeting Chuxi was one of his few strokes of luck. *"Because gods and men are born lonely, we found each other."* **CP:** (*Delusional/brash/son of a disgraced noble/founding emperor* **top** × *Actually a dragon/adult weight 3 tons/gluttonous/great beauty* **bottom**) **Notes:** 1. Egg-laying involved. 2. Protagonist follows the *Qidian* progression trope—handsome and overpowered. 3. Cover artist: *Yaya Kungao*. 4. Features interstellar warfare and alien bugs, but not a *GK*-style bug-themed novel.

7 PM History Channel’s top dog / countless abandoned works / pen name: Renjian Wudi / Zhao Anyang’s Weibo bio: Me, Renjian Wudi, fiery temper, not to be messed with. Whoever trashes my work, I wish death upon their horse. Weibo influencer / heavily Photoshopped internet celebrity / HANXI / Han Xin’s Weibo bio: Professional Renjian Wudi hater :-), garbage author’s whole family goes kaboom. Later— Han Xin: WTF what kind of place is my school assigning me for internship?! My boss… he he he looks exactly like that trash author I’ve been hating for five years?! Zhao Anyang: …Why does that new intern look so familiar??? *** 1/ Main gong. 2/ CP: A silly gong who claims to have a bad temper but is actually sweet × a shamelessly adaptable, mischievous shou full of dirty thoughts.

"I was once a scumbag—until I turned into the dog of the very person I’d wronged." "I realized how damn terrible I was. If I could turn human again, I’d want a fresh start with him." "Never mind. Being a dog is fine. Staying by his side is enough. He probably wouldn’t even want to see me as a human. The only downside? A dog’s lifespan is short. I might only have a year or two left." "Dead… and transformed back into a human. God*ammit." So, Chen Du sent Ruan Yu a message: "Hi… Wanna remarry?"