Beauty and the Sword

Qiu Bodeng transmigrated into the novel *Annals of the Gods* as the number one delinquent. This delinquent is fair-skinned and stunningly beautiful, clad in dazzling red robes, and relies on his terrifyingly high seniority to wreak havoc everywhere—until he finally wrecks himself to death. Logically, with such a script, one should strive to be a better person and cling to the protagonist’s golden thigh for survival. However, Qiu Bodeng did the math and realized that from the start of the plot to his eventual demise, there’s a full eight! hundred! years! —Eight centuries of unrestrained, carefree living versus groveling for survival? Nah. Time to embrace chaos. Thus, the immortal sects discovered their little ancestor had become even more outrageous: Today, roasting Elder Jun’s phoenix. Tomorrow, fishing up Elder Ye’s kunpeng. The day after… The day after, he went down the mountain alone! The entire sect: Holy shit! Will our little grandmaster survive the first day? Not only did the little grandmaster survive—he thrived, amassing a band of troublemaking friends spanning the three realms: The Medicine Valley master’s son who can’t heal, the shameless scrooge of the Shanhai Pavilion, the Buddhist Sect’s disgrace who won’t help the poor, the Ghost Valley’s fraud who can’t divine… Eventually, even the upright protagonist was led astray. Thus, the First Delinquent Alliance was born. Everyone assumed the three realms were doomed. Until the day the Primordial Abyss emerged, and the Heavenly Dao collapsed. The Medicine Valley heir poisoned legions of demons. The discarded disciple of the Beast Taming Sect transforms into the Azure Dragon. The Buddhist Sect’s disgrace summoned the nine-turn bodhi… And leading the alliance’s delinquents, Qiu Bodeng— Clad in red, he severed the Primordial with a single sword.