I Conquered the Escape Game with My Poverty

Xiao Lan is a broke guy who can’t handle anything involving money. On his way home from work, he’s swallowed by darkness, only to wake up in a terrifying and deadly escape game. . An uninstallable app locks its users in—no escape unless they die. Average players: *Help! I don’t wanna die!!!* Xiao Lan: *Sorry, my crappy phone froze. Mind waiting a sec?* . An old TV stretches out a hand—anyone grabbed gets dragged into its world. Average players: *AAAAAH! What do we do?!* Xiao Lan: *From my years fixing old appliances... I think this model disassembles like this...* . One day, the bosses finally corner Xiao Lan, ready to eliminate this bug. But then he rolls up his sleeves, strides forward, and beats them into questioning their ghostly existence. Xiao Lan: *You think an overworked dog’s night walks are for nothing?* Luo: *My dear is always so adorable.* Bystander (shivering): *Your definition of "adorable" is a bit... skewed...* [Omnipotent Broke-but-Handsome bottom × Refined Scheming Wolf top] Ps. 1. A balance of horror and absurd humor. 2. A protagonist who turns poverty into his golden finger. 3. CP is Mr. Envelope—1v1, HE. 4. You have the freedom to be vicious—others have the freedom to clap back. ---