When Ji Yuan transmigrated into this world, he was being humiliated after failing to seduce a movie star. Rolling off the bed, Ji Yuan heard the actor roar, "I've never seen someone as disgusting as you! Even if you marry me, you’ll never compare to your brother! Get out!" Ji Yuan slowly crushed a 200-pound solid wood wardrobe into powder right in front of him and said calmly, "What was that you just said?" ... Movie Star: "Uwu, hubby." --- * Ancient-to-modern, weight loss to handsomeness, rising to the top of life—super OP golden finger. The shou is a beauty with the same face in past and present lives. * Setting: Same-sex marriage is legal. * Involves entertainment industry—disclaimer: No real-life prototypes for any characters. * Married first, love later. Fake white moonlight trope. * Explosive tsundere rage queen top x ultra-capable martial arts master bottom. * The last scumbag who messed with me is already dead. * Trope-heavy—expect all the dogblood and clichés. **PS:** Characters’ views ≠ author’s views. Characters’ actions ≠ author’s endorsement. **CW:** Top and bottom will physically fight. Top uses dirty talk. Top is very tsundere. **[Highlight: Entire setting is fictional! Everything is made up!]** ---