Dumbfounded? I Can Fly!

Earth's spiritual energy revives, granting humans the ability to cultivate the five elements. Meanwhile, plants and animals grow wildly stronger, smarter, and more ferocious. As the curtain rises on a new world and order, people strive to master Taoist arts and supernatural abilities, dreaming of reaching the pinnacle of life with their golden fingers. Meanwhile, Feng Ming stares at the chicken-wing-sized feathers on his back and wonders: *What the hell should I wear tomorrow???* **ML (Male Lead):** A god-tier archer, expert at shooting birds. Greatest achievement? Sniping his own future wife out of the sky. **MC (Main Character):** One more word, and I’ll piss on you mid-air. Believe me? --- **Excerpt 1:** Bottom: *Look at these fluffy, electrified wings! Aren't they cute? Don’t you wanna touch them?!* Top: *No. Stay away. I saw the damn lightning sparks on them!* **Excerpt 2:** Bottom: *Everyone else is doing cute beast-form livestreams—why aren’t my six wings getting any superchats?!* Top: *...Do you really need me to explain what you look like?* **Excerpt 3:** Bottom : *I only need *one* wing to wreck you—no need for the other five! Call me a "patchwork chicken" again, and I’ll show you a six-winged archangel!* ---