Dumbfounded? I Can Transform!

The doors of the apocalypse have descended, offering a hundred flavors of disasters to choose from. Tsunamis, zombies, extreme heat, toxic fog, blizzards… At first, Gou Fugui refused, but cornered with no escape, he closed his eyes and leaped through the door. Expecting certain doom in the apocalypse, his *Bizarre Creature Handbook* suddenly shone with the light of a golden finger! Thus began Gou Fugui’s legendary path of survival through transformation— The world drowned in seawater? No fear! Transform into a sea otter—lie on the ocean’s surface forever and stash fish in your pouch! Facing a powerful enemy but can’t fight? Stay calm! Meet the honey badger—no one dares pick a fight with this champ! Surrounded by zombies with no way out? Hold steady! Fainting Goat Fugui teaches you how to play dead and outlast them all! Plus, the king of side-eye—the Tibetan fox! The scream lord—the groundhog! And the ice-wrecking havoc king—the husky! Sure, they’re weird and maybe a little useless, but there’s always one bizarre critter to help you survive the apocalypse! Later, strange conversations arose among the saviors who closed the apocalypse doors: [Who shut this door?] [No clue—last I saw, a Tibetan fox was still alive.] [Tibetan fox? I swear it was a honey badger punching the zombie king!] [Wait, wasn’t it a husky pulling a sled to shut the blizzard door?] After the apocalypse, the nation compiled its top-secret savior files. File #000: Suspected mythical animals that attained enlightenment. Gou Fugui: You’re welcome, that’s all me. ^_^ ——Brotherhood Novel: *Shocked? I Can Transform! [Horror]*—— Wu Xiangwang believed that having the face of an unparalleled beauty meant owning the world. With looks like his, even as a useless pretty boy, someone would pamper him like a vase—his face alone could earn him a living. Until he fell into a damnable, terrifying, face-worthless horror world. Here lurked all manner of villains, demons, and monsters. The Ten Cities of Death stood as insurmountable chasms for those desperate to escape alive. Face-reliant Wu Xiangwang stared at these ten chasms and fell silent. How the hell was he supposed to survive? Just then, a veteran—drawn by his looks—offered to protect him in exchange for his face and body. Wu Xiangwang, who’d always sold his looks but never his body, agonized over the choice. As he struggled, the *Bizarre Monster Handbook* he’d bought and ruthlessly mocked suddenly glowed! Beauty Wu Xiangwang gained his golden finger—but soon, he’d have no face left to show the world— Meet the Herculean ant—its tiny fists can pummel roaring zombies to death! Stalked by chainsaw maniacs? Earthworms’ limb regeneration keeps you unharmed! What? Cannibals, vampires, ghostly alien bugs slaughtering all in their path? No worries! Harness nature’s might! The unkillable cockroach, bloodsucking healing mosquitos, and the ultimate survivor—the water bear! Bizarre Monsters: If you die, we lose! Wu Xiangwang: Thanks… I survived, but… my soul feels dead now. If given another chance, star Wu Xiangwang swears he’d buy the *Bizarre Cute Creature Handbook* instead—GAHHHH!!! Serious note: This is a proper, species-diversity-celebrating, power-showcasing monster tale—not some cutesy animal flick. I’ll write wild, you read wild! Crazy heart-throwing~