As a Substitute, I Have No Emotions

Xiao Ying is the stand-in for the Yu family's second son, Yu Feng, taking on dangerous tasks in his stead. One day, Yu Feng instructs Xiao Ying: "Listen, you’re going to the Zhou family for an arranged marriage. Don’t let yourself be taken advantage of—if they dare to slight you, give them tit for tat, an eye for an eye!" After a moment’s thought, Xiao Ying seems to understand: "Got it, Brother Feng. I'll make sure they know just how formidable you are." On the wedding night, the Zhou family’s young master eagerly anticipates his new wife—only to wake the next morning pallid, with dark circles under his eyes and unsteady legs: "..." "Brother Feng, mission accomplished. He’s terrified of me now." Xiao Ying reports, barely clinging to life. **A sweet-talker ordered to flirt (blunt bottom) X a tsundere, overthinking, narcissistic shy gloomy top** After marriage, the top spoils the bottom rotten, terrified his partner—seven years his junior—might leave him. But then, he discovers, to his despair, that the bottom is determined to divorce him—and is actually **ten** years younger. This is a **huge** problem. In short, this is an utterly ridiculous crackfic. Strangely enough, it’s also a sweet story~~