Touch and Go

"It's not coincidence, not divine will, not fate." "It's me scheming all along to get close to you."

A short story. Magazine model top × cunning and scheming bottom. Older top. Don’t take it too seriously—just a sweet little bedtime treat that takes only a few minutes to read. No need to overthink the real world.

**Early days of freely playing with memes, written chaotically—no logic, no literary skill, often breaks down. Read with caution.** In his past life, a dazzling celebrity died unexpectedly. When Cen Zheng reincarnated and opened his eyes—he had a boyfriend so cringy it defied belief, a naive and sweet idiot! This boyfriend partied every day, shouting raps and shaking it socially: *"Life’s too short, gotta stay high—who don’t love Young Master Mo ain’t qualified to try!"* This boyfriend spouted tacky pick-up lines nonstop: *"Why are my eyes so beautiful? ‘Cause they’re filled with you!"* This boyfriend served cheesy motivational *"inspirational"* quotes daily: *"Great towers rise from the ground—glory’s only earned if you go all out!"* The cringe was too much. Cen Zheng had one thought: *Break up.* During the breakup, his (now ex-)boyfriend poured beer over his head and declared: *"Your servant retreats! This retreat shall last a lifetime!"* After parting ways, the washed-up internet-famous ex somehow transformed into the lead actor of a hit romantic drama. Meanwhile, Cen Zheng, stuck in a minor supporting role: *"...Who the hell are you again?"* **Sunshine himbo Top × Cold, secretive beauty Bottom.** *To reveal or not to reveal after rebirth—that’s one problem.* *To reunite or not after breakup—that’s another.* #Obsessed #CP Slogan: *"Follow for instant wealth overnight."* **[Before Reading]** 1. Daily updates. Posted at night. 2. No real-life basis for leads. Do *not* associate with real people (not even characters played by them—no real faces allowed. Avoid irrelevant comments). 3. Some cringe memes (e.g., beer-pouring social dances) reference real online videos; modified "social quotes" and tacky rom-com lines are adapted from internet trends. 4. **[This story’s essence? One word: *CRINGE.* Not just cringe-fluff, but cringe-tacky—and yes, cringe-dancing too! Sophisticated readers, steel yourselves.]** --- *(Note: "ML" = Male Lead, "MC" = Main Character; kept internet slang like "himbo" for tone. Chinese terms like "social dance" (社会摇) localized as "social shake" for readability.)*