After losing his memory, the destitute Zong Lan inherited a psychiatric clinic. Every day, he carried a bucket of glue to post ads, hoping mentally ill patients would come on their own. And then the lab rats actually showed up. A Jack the Ripper patient with dissociative identity disorder, a painter whose brushstrokes spawned pollutants, a full-metal obsessive-compulsive combat machine, a perfectionist obsessed with explosive art, and an ex-boyfriend who spouted riddles while perpetually in heat—each one harder to treat than the last. Under Zong Lan’s patient deception, none of them discovered his quackery. Instead, they turned over a new leaf, reformed, and became better people. Jiangzhou Base City grew ever more peaceful. To commend the contributions of Zong’s Psychiatric Clinic, the Containment Center decided to award Boss Zong a Little Red Flower Medal. Standing on the podium, Zong Lan teared up. *“Oh, it’s nothing, I’m not that great. I only got this far with everyone’s support.”* *“Now that it’s come to this, I can’t keep hiding the truth any longer!”* His tone shifted abruptly, full of remorse: *“Actually, I’m the notorious, world’s most-wanted criminal. I only opened this shady clinic to make money—I just got my license yesterday—but somehow, I ended up becoming a life coach for all these patients. I don’t deserve this. My conscience won’t let me rest.”* *“So, uh… is it too late to turn myself in?”* Everyone: *“…”* Everyone: *“???”*