I, the Stand-In Grandpa, Have Come Back

After dying, Feng Li realized he was the cannon-fodder villain in an outdated trashy novel—a stand-in for the white moonlight, doomed to a miserable end. Then, he transmigrated. An imperial pianist, Oscar-winning actor, royal painter, the strongest in the galaxy... After completing eighteen worlds' revenge missions, he transmigrated back. In a bar, he was splashed with wine and mocked as trash, while the scum shielded his white moonlight, slapped Feng Li, and told him to get lost. Feng Li smirked. This time, he’ll live up to his "villain" title—kicking the scum to the curb, slapping the hypocrite, stealing men, and climbing to the top! Wait... How did he end up sleeping with the scum’s unattainable god-like crush on the first try? This 32-year-old abstinent older man, who probably hadn’t touched anyone in eight lifetimes, rolled up his sleeves to "educate" Feng Li thoroughly. From then on, "Uncle Fu" made sure to supervise his homework, enforce moral lessons, and keep him studying hard every day. On Valentine’s Day, Fu Junhe took Feng Li to a hotel. Fu Junhe: *"Little one, there's a surprise under the blanket."* Feng Li: *"Oh? Uncle, didn’t expect you to be into this—[Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Simulation]!?"* Fu Junhe: *"Kids should act like kids."* Feng Li: ??? Other couples fool around on 4/19, but they do test papers. Feng Li: *"Fine, tests are whatever, but doing them WHILE being done is just too much!!"* **How to Reform a Delinquent Rebel into a Socialist Successor** ———————— **Wolfy Tempting Bottom × Strict Abstinent Top** **Overtly Lewd × Covertly Horny** **Wish-Fulfillment, Crack-filled Fluff** (Cover features the bottom’s design; art on Weibo.) ———————— **WARNINGS:** 1. Modern AU. Same-sex marriage legal. Sleep first, love later. 2. Top: 32, Bottom: 18. No mpreg, no side CPs. 3. Outdated dogblood tropes. Dumb fun, minimal logic. 4. Not your taste? Quietly leave—no need to announce it. See you next time! ————————