The Art of Faking Innocence​

Question: How many steps does it take to color a nearly extinct purebred white lotus? Anonymous Answer: Hellishly difficult, beyond ultra-high-school level. Jiang Hua is forcibly assigned a do-or-die mission by a mysterious system: to corrupt the last white lotus in this world. The time limit is three years—failure means erasure. Left with no choice, he reluctantly tries to reform the white lotus using a delinquent template, but it’s useless. The white lotus tilts his innocent little face and effortlessly proves: Even if I appear corrupted, I’m still a good boy at heart. Neither puppy love nor clubbing works—the next day, the white lotus still drags him to study hard. Jiang Hua, the "delinquent," ends up being branded by classmates as a troublemaker clinging to the top student, unable to explain himself. Whenever this happens, the white lotus smiles gently and says, "Jiang Hua just likes being with me. He means no harm." Jiang Hua: ? Something’s off here. Much later, Jiang Hua realizes this was actually a freebie question—because the white lotus was never purebred to begin with! Question: How many steps does it take to color a nearly extinct purebred white lotus? User Jiang Hua-Hua answers: Thanks for asking. Just one step—turn off the lights for me! 【Fake White Lotus Top × Pseudo-Seductive Bottom】 Note: 1v1. The shou is actually well-behaved but great at bluffing. No side couples—don’t overthink it. Content Warning: Extreme bottom/top stans steer clear. No unsolicited writing advice; read at your own discretion. ——