Shen Yanming was a hardworking and skilled but unlucky esports player in his past life. Tricked into joining a fake second-rate team, he narrowly missed the world championship trophy time and again, until an accident ended his career permanently. Then one day, he was reborn. Figuring effort was futile anyway, in this new life, Shen Yanming decided to abandon restraint and stop trying altogether. He registered an account under the ID "JustMeMessingAround," started a live stream to play recklessly, and fans assumed he was just some low-skilled comedy streamer. Until one day, he matched against a pro player’s smurf account. The audience eagerly waited to see the clueless Shen Yanming get crushed—only for him to accidentally wipe the floor with his opponent instead. Fans: "…" Shen Yanming, who had planned to hide his skills: "Uh… just got lucky. My bad, sorry." --- When asked which pro player he admired most, Shen Yanming answered: "Kong Shen! My biggest dream is to get heals from him just once." Fans: "No chance in this lifetime. Everyone knows Kong Shen never heals randoms—he even swaps to DPS in solo queue." Just then, the legendary, aloof Kong Shen entered the stream, dropped a lavish donation, and left a message: "Join my team. I’ll be your personal healer." Shen Yanming & fans: "…" Later, Shen Yanming realized his once-unattainable dreams kept coming true—he became the most sensational rising star, collecting championship trophies effortlessly. …And getting kissed breathless by his Kong Shen. 1v1, HE, dual rebirth, sweet fluff. #1 National Healer (top) × Trash-Talking King Assassin (bottom). No real-life references. The shou constantly goofs off and flirts shamelessly; the gong is stoic till thoroughly teased. Game mechanics are fictional; no gaming knowledge needed. **[Content Notes]** 1. Romance-focused esports AU. For pure competitive esports, check non-CP genres. 2. Not an instant-success power fantasy. Leads are flawed, with doubts and growth. 3. Team includes otakus and cross-dressers. Heavy focus on livestreams/forum culture, modern net slang.