This story is also known as *My Husband Surpassed My Dad as the Richest Man* and *The Flash Marriage Life of a Landlord*. Xie Yan and Gu Yuchen got married after knowing each other for only a month. Gu Yuchen was perfect in every way—so perfect it felt like he was dancing right on Xie Yan’s aesthetic preferences. The only downside was that, even after a week of marriage, they still hadn’t gone all the way. This made Xie Yan suspect that Gu Yuchen might be… incapable. Until one day, Xie Yan saw Gu Yuchen’s search history. Ah, life—just when you think you’ve hit a dead end, a new path appears. --- **Mini Skits:** **(1)** One day, after a passionate night that lasted until dawn, Xie Yan was inevitably going to be late for work. Gu Yuchen wheeled out an old-fashioned "28-inch bicycle" from the corner. "I’ll take you to work." Xie Yan glanced at the iron-frame back seat and felt a phantom ache. Realizing the issue, Gu Yuchen silently called Xie Yan a taxi instead. The next day, Xie Yan stood dumbfounded in front of a brand-new Lamborghini Urus parked at their doorstep. Gu Yuchen tossed him the keys. "Drive this to work from now on." **(2)** Gu Yuchen was famously known as the "God of Investments" in the business world—everything he touched turned to gold. But just as famous as that title was another: The Miser of the Investment World. He had one suit, reserved for formal occasions, that he had supposedly been wearing for five years. At an international conference, Gu Yuchen finally retired that suit and showed up in a luxury brand’s high-end custom attire. His peers were shocked and teased him: "The iron rooster finally shed some feathers!" Gu Yuchen shrugged, calm but smug. "My lover bought this for me. Looks good, right?" --- **Notes:** ① No fake poverty—the top is genuinely stingy, but only toward himself. For the bottom, he’ll spend extravagantly. ② Miserly "God of Investments" top × Youngest son of a real estate tycoon, lazy-bottom. ③ Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting. ---