Go Back 20 Years and Adopt Myself

He was once a homeless top scholar drowning in 800,000 yuan of debt, sleeping in underground parking lots, living like a stray dog. All it took was that idol group recruitment program to completely reverse his fate. —From then on, he left the darkness behind, stepping into endless radiance and brilliance.

A hilarious and wacky isekai light novel in the style of Gintama. Ji Yuan, a game designer, made one too many enemies among the artists and got exiled to another world—bound by magical contracts to a full set of painting tools and forced to grind just to pay for licensed supplies.Just when he thought his life had hit rock bottom, a series of absurd coincidences set him on the path to unexpected fortune:Draw a skull? You just summoned the founder of a mysterious nation.Sketch a wizard? Congratulations, that’s now the lord of the Abyss of Secret Codes.Snap your fingers by accident? Surprise—a six-winged angel appears, softly calling him “Master.”Along the way, Ji Yuan bumps into a nightclub mermaid king, awakens a hellish dragon from a coffin, and casually picks up a lamb that turns out to be a world-ending magic sword.Ji Yuan: “This makes no sense! Why is this happening OAO?!”A bunch of handsome men: “Wake up. You’re the Chosen One.”

As a thousand-year-old ginseng spirit, no matter how long he lives, he can't escape the fate of being coveted for his essence. After all, a single kiss prolongs life, and a single bite skyrockets one's cultivation. Cen An might as well be a walking EXP bar. He dodged all sorts of demons, ghosts, and monsters trying to “keep” him, lure him, or hunt him down, until he fled straight into the office of Dr. Ye at Central Hospital, trembling as he spoke: “H-h-hi, can I be a potted plant on your desk?” “Y-y-you could live a hundred years longer just by biting me, I swear QAQ!” The doctor adjusted his glasses. “First, my name isn’t ‘h-h-hi y-y-you.’” “Second, as a vampire, I’m already immortal.” “No appointment? Get out. Next.” ＊Easter Egg: Much, much later, Cen An finally noticed something. “Dr. Ye, why do you have a fox tail QAAAAAQ!!!” △Vampire-fox doctor (top) x Millennium ginseng potted plant (bottom) △The bottom’s new dream: Get a medical license and become a ginseng winner √

●This story adopts a fictional foreign setting, with no content reflecting reality whatsoever● ●All mentioned festivals/emblems/geographical locations/cities are purely fictional● ●Everything in this story is fictional and should be treated as a simple career-oriented romance● ----------------- ★Handsome and multitalented·Healing Crown Prince (top) x Sharp-tongued but soft-hearted·Designer rich heir (bottom) Living in a constitutional monarchy, Yue Yiwan never thought he’d have anything to do with royalty. But then he attended the "Flower Moon Banquet"—a social event masquerading as a royal spouse selection. Not only did he arrive late, but he also drank a glass of plum wine offered by a certain tall and strikingly handsome man. Papa Yue cleared his throat: "Drinking that means you’re agreeing to marry him." The royal family clapped enthusiastically: "They hit it off so quickly—congratulations! You two should get married right away!" Yue Yiwan: ??? Hold on—I’m just a carefree rich heir— #The Crown Princess and His Hundred Little Robes# #A Crown Prince Who Can’t Paint Isn’t a Good Writer# #Marry First, Fall in Love Later—Sugar Overdose All the Way#