An Ordinary Person Got Stuck in a Love Triangle

The text will be updated with a long chapter this Sunday at 618, with six updates weekly after it goes VIP. [Main story completed, extras updated daily, extra chapters updated irregularly] [1V1, CP confirmed as Susichuan] [The protagonist has been exposed; if you don't like post-exposure romantic love triangles, please exit as necessary] [Please purchase chapter by chapter to avoid accidentally encountering undesired plot points] [The story is essentially a silly and noisy parody, not a straightforward feel-good novel; please do not view it as such] I am a bottom-tier task performer. I play the ultimate sidekick role in every novel, so much of a sidekick that it's inconspicuous, so I often have to play multiple sidekick roles across various novels simultaneously. One day, my system bugged, and the plot meant for the protagonist fell onto my shoulders. I adhered to my sidekick duties but found the protagonists unwilling to let me go, even burdening me with more work, making it impossible for me to handle being a sidekick in multiple novel worlds. To make things worse, these novel worlds, which should've had no intersection, started merging because of me. I found myself in a love triangle. [High Society Novel] I am a sidekick's frivolous friend, and because the scenes where they need me involve unclear cognition, I can slack off quite a bit. Yet today, I was drugged, and instead of running into the protagonist's arms or entangling with the sidekick, the main character seized me in an embrace. I wanted to leave, but this supposed main character was stronger than me and managed to take me to the hotel room. At this point, I had less than an hour before my next job. [Entertainment Industry Novel] I'm merely an 18th-tier minor celebrity, so much of a sidekick that I can often skip work without being noticed, as long as I appear in the protagonist's cast. Yet today, the Best Actor pulled me aside, trying to prove he's moved on from his ex, declaring me as his new flame, announcing that we'd soon participate in a dating variety show. I shook off the actor's hand, claimed he was out of his mind, and this scene was broadcasted live. [Campus Novel] I am the roommate of the protagonist and his partner. They're practically glued at the hip, and even an idiot can see the partner likes the protagonist—though only the protagonist insists it is pure friendship. Ha. On a stormy night, after shaking off the high society partner and the Best Actor, the school partner ran toward me through the rain, tears in his eyes, clutching my hand and saying, "Falling for a straight man leads nowhere; let's date." I was exhausted, my brain short-circuited, and I blurted, “Two bottoms have no future.” The Best Actor and the high society partner, who had followed me, heard this, and they both let out a laugh whose meaning I didn’t want to explore. The Best Actor claimed he could be a top, the high society partner said he'd bottom out of love but could switch back, and the school partner tried explaining the perks of being a top. That's not the scary part; the scariest part is, in the entertainment novel, I am an attractive 18th-tier actor; in the high society novel, a relatively affluent idle friend; and in the campus novel, a school topper ranking in the provincial top fifty. With all these buffs combined, I became quite an extraordinary person. Upcoming: "Entertainment Industry's Top Inspector" Shen Mangyue is a police officer undercover at Xingmang Entertainment Company, merely to gather evidence of the CEO's drug trafficking. Unexpectedly, before he found evidence, he debuted. Upon entering the entertainment industry, Shen Mangyue gasped at the loads of achievements waiting for him: Tax-evading idol A, solicitation and drug-abusing actor B, rapist singer C with abusive tendencies, mob money-laundering director D... Shen Mangyue was overwhelmed with work. Xingmang Entertainment's new artist Shen Mangyue was renowned for being a waste in all ten skills: Lackluster acting, off-key singing, his best dancing could still manage to resemble a 'pole dance,' standing like a 'pole,' with talents comparable to trash; only his pretty face and impossibly fit body, packing eight-pack abs, could be boasted about. Yet, fans never cursed Shen Mangyue, always remaining silent about him. Because it’s heard that Shen Mangyue’s adversaries—all collapsed! And a collapse that directly sends them to jail! In the end, even Shen Mangyue’s strongest backing, Xingmang Entertainment, crumbled. Everyone was eager to watch Shen Mangyue's downfall, only to witness him donning his uniform, climbing ranks swiftly, and entering the system—well, he had always been part of the system. Holy! Turns out it was Shen Mangyue alone who brought down both his adversary and employer! This is a fictional feel-good novel; do not relate to reality or immerse yourself too deeply. The author made things up for enjoyment.