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Look After Your Own Wife Yourself

Look After Your Own Wife Yourself

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Modern Urban BL Novels 112 chapters · 425k words Completed
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protagonist:Jiang Yi,Lu Li
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112 chapters · 425k words
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Early to Bed
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Mu Bai is a little ghost who specializes in sleep paralysis—the kind that gets to eat as long as he successfully scares someone. Lately, he’s been assigned to haunt a recently graduated manga artist. But after three months, Mu Bai hasn’t had a single meal. He doesn’t understand how someone can outlast a ghost. So, Mu Bai switches targets. His new target is the manga artist’s uncle. Rumor has it that this new target is a CEO of a major corporation—calm, composed, extremely disciplined, and always goes to bed early and wakes up early. Mu Bai is thrilled and sneaks in every night to haunt the big CEO. Worried that the CEO might stop his early-to-bed routine if haunted for too long, Mu Bai considerately only stays for half the night. After a while, well-fed and content, Mu Bai starts slacking off. Yet, the CEO begins going to bed earlier and earlier, sleeping longer and longer—until eventually, he spends entire days in bed. Later, he even starts sleeping day and night. Mu Bai finds it all very strange. ———— Every night, the CEO sees a little ghost haunting his bed. Tiny in stature, the ghost mumbles while lying on him, "I'll just haunt for a bit, just a bit..." Once, the CEO turns over, sending the little ghost tumbling off in confusion. The CEO: "..." He thinks this ghost isn’t very good at his job. So, he buys a bigger bed. But soon, the ghost starts visiting less and less—until he stops coming altogether. No matter how early the CEO sleeps, even if he stays in bed all day or reverses his schedule, or even bathes and burns incense—the little ghost never returns. Eventually, the CEO spends a fortune to hire a mystic. After the little ghost is caught, the CEO’s first words to him are, "Who’ve you been haunting instead?" His second question: "The grass is always greener, huh?" Mu Bai, held by the scruff of his neck: "????"
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What the Hell Are You Chasing?
What the Hell Are You Chasing?
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Since childhood, Wu Chu had been pointed at and cursed by everyone around him as a fatherless, motherless bastard. After he was brought back to the Wu family from the countryside, whenever he got into fights, his older brother would pin him down and force him to kneel and apologize. For more than ten years, he grew up in the Wu family like a stray dog.Then he met his little lover.His little lover asked nothing of him. Slowly, the boy who had always worshipped speed on the track began to lower his guard and clumsily make a place for his little lover in his heart.Later, even Wu Chu’s little lover no longer wanted him. Kneeling on the ground while the Wu family beat him mercilessly with canes, he gritted his teeth and stubbornly swore he would never cut ties with his little lover.For his little lover, Wu Chu crawled under cars to repair them, scrimped and saved to buy him luxury goods, stood in the rain beneath his building, and squatted at the school gate to bring him meals—disheveled and sincere, desperate to win his little lover back.
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Today's Battlefield Is Also Buzzing
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Everyone knows that the little painter Chen Qi is madly in love with the second master of the Yan family, Yan Huan. But everyone also knows that the domineering, cruel, and capricious Yan Huan has only his white moonlight, Zhou Lu, in his heart. When his white moonlight is in danger, Yan Huan chooses without hesitation to sacrifice Chen Qi in exchange for Zhou Lu. He doesn’t care if Chen Qi's hands are crushed into permanent disability by the kidnappers. Bleeding and barely conscious on a stretcher, Chen Qi pleads through tears, begging to see Yan Huan one last time. But Yan Huan stays by his white moonlight’s side and refuses. Later, the quiet little painter leaves him and dies on a snow-heavy morning. Then, the second master of the Yan family loses his mind. After going mad, Yan Huan is reborn, returning to the time when he first met Chen Qi. Just like in his past life, Chen Qi spends his days painting quietly in the studio. But this time, the tenderness and devotion in Chen Qi’s eyes are directed at someone else. So, the second master of the Yan family loses his mind again. ———— After failing his first mission to conquer Yan Huan, the system tells Chen Qi to move on to another target. Chen Qi nods and agrees. The second attempt goes smoothly. Unexpectedly, the supposedly irrelevant Yan Huan of this lifetime clings to him desperately, pleading for his attention like a madman. Chen Qi: *Currently on duty, do not disturb :)*
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