I Can Tell Fortunes, Not to be Messed With [Book Transmigration]

The Imperial family of the Yong Dynasty, the Lans, were famously a family of madmen.They possessed bloodlines of innate nobility, peerlessly beautiful features, unparalleled intellect, and personalities marked by coldness, cruelty, madness, and delusion.This very nature destined them to slaughter one another for the throne, until victory or death.Born exceptional, yet destined for a miserable end.Lan Yihuan had been the victor in the previous succession war.He ascended as an exalted sovereign. During his reign, the nation prospered and enjoyed peace, yet his kin perished one by one, leaving him utterly alone.He ultimately died from exhaustion, only to be remembered posthumously as a harsh and ungrateful ruler.‘Fine, fine. Serves me right. I never wanted this job anyway!‘When he opened his eyes again, he found himself reborn as a six-year-old prince, bound to a system.The system boasted loudly about helping him become Emperor.Lan Yihuan: “…I’d rather just die and go back.”He planned to outsource the tasks the system assigned him.—【A qualified Emperor must thoroughly study the Four Books and Five Classics.Today’s task: Read ten volumes of the sages’ writings.Task reward: A plate of cherries from the South Sea tribute!】Lan Yihuan took the Crown Prince’s hand and placed rare, hard-to-find books before him.“Study diligently! Once you finish, Father Emperor will look at you with newfound respect!”“As for me… I’ve got cherries to eat.”In this life, Lan Yihuan desired only to enjoy the perks of an Emperor without enduring its hardships.To achieve this dream, he resolved to use the Imperial System to cultivate promising talents as tools to help him realize his dream.*Though bearing the title of Crown Prince of the Yong Dynasty, he was constantly suspected by the Emperor, and the father and son had always been at odds.One night, he suffered a nightmare: he lost the throne and died in despair.The root of all this misery? Six-year-old Lan Yihuan.A strategist advised, “Your Majesty, the Seventh Prince possesses the majesty of a dragon and the grace of a phoenix. His piercing gaze betrays ambition. He must be eliminated!”Taking action against a six-year-old child seemed pointless.The Crown Prince cast a cold glance at the boy still lazily in bed in broad daylight, then walked away.Little did he know then that this child would come to occupy such a significant place in his heart.Unfazed by his coldness, the boy silently stood by during his anguish, fiercely defended him against the Emperor’s injustices, and would often lift his smiling face to declare:“I like Brother Crown Prince the most.”Those words redeemed countless nights of bitter resentment.Eventually, he realized the depth of the boy’s place in his heart.It surpassed even… that throne.“I don’t want to be Emperor anymore,” he confessed to his beloved younger brother. “All I want is for you to be safe and happy.”The Crown Prince failed to notice the shock and anguish in Lan Yihuan’s eyes.Until the next day, when he saw the little brat fawning over that Third Brother who always opposed him——“I like Third Brother the most!”Crown Prince: “!!!!!”*The Crown Prince finally understood.To win Lan Yihuan’s affection, he didn’t need to abandon the throne for him, he needed to——Work for him!!!Seriously, who wouldn’t love a stand-in worker who “does the job while you collect the pay”?The ministers panicked.Because they noticed the Crown Prince showed more enthusiasm at work than ever before!—Does raising children also require internal competition?Finally, the Crown Prince ascended the throne.Lan Yihuan also reunited with his biological parents, restoring his true identity.On the day of the coronation, the Emperor exceeded protocol by conferring the title of Regent Prince upon Lan Yihuan, bestowing upon him the title “Chen.”Thus, throughout this dynasty, all knew that the Emperor lived a life of celibacy, his harem forever empty. His sole, lifelong love was Prince Chen.Having ascended this throne, my sole wish is to surrender the world to win your favor.PS: The protagonist is not of Imperial blood; the gong and the shou share no familial ties. No intimate actions occur before the truth of their origins is revealed.

Shu Lingjia’s true form is a fluffy little white fox. Unlike the other flamboyant foxes in his clan, he is a cool and aloof one. —He never seduces, nor does he casually act cute. One day, he discovers that he is actually living in a xianxia novel, and is even a major cannon fodder character in it. Not only is he plagued by misfortune, but even his friends and family are not spared. [Ding! Hello, you have activated the "Fox Domination" system. Completing tasks assigned by this system can help you shed your cannon fodder fate and ascend to the pinnacle of fox life!] Mission assignments: [Ding! The villainous senior brother has succumbed to inner demons. Please twitch your fluffy ears at him to showcase life’s adorableness.] [Ding! An important female supporting character has just experienced heartbreak. Please dry her tears with your soft, bushy tail.] [Ding! Congratulations on acquiring the "Girly Fox Pink Outfit." Wearing it for three days will allow you to level up by 1.] [Ding! Congratulations on advancing to "Junior Fox Overlord"! You have received a "Plot-Reversal Bonus Pack"!] Shu Lingjia: “…Even though I act cute, embrace my girly heart, and am fluffy, I am still an aloof fox!” * Jing Feitong is the beacon of righteousness, a role model for the cultivation world. No one knows he hides an inner demon. —He wants to destroy the world. Yet every time this thought arises, a little white fox appears before him. It’s human-like, enjoys drinking, loves watching the moon with him, and sometimes sports a pink bow tied to its ear. It won’t let just anyone touch its fur but will quietly curl up beside him when he’s injured. It’s… so adorable, so different from those frivolous foxes. One day, Jing Feitong discovers that this little fox is actually his aloof, handsome junior brother who never minces words with anyone. He no longer wants to destroy the world. —“Because of you, I’ve suddenly fallen in love with this world.” [Illustrator: Huaye-Youyu Xihai; Non-commissioned]

Tong Jun comes from a privileged background—intelligent, handsome, and blessed with unbeatable luck, living life like the protagonist of a wish-fulfillment novel. One day, he transmigrates into a book, becoming a cannon-fodder side character doomed to misfortune and humiliation. The only way to turn his luck around is to shower the story’s key figures with kindness. Yuan Tuo is the tragic, vengeful male lead—beautiful, capable, but broken. Abandoned by family, betrayed by friends, deceived by colleagues, he is gloomy, solitary, and cold. One day, he is reborn, consumed by hatred for the world, and vows revenge on everyone who wronged him. But this time, he discovers a ray of sunlight in his life. Tong Jun treats him to meals, brings him medicine, remembers his birthday... Meticulously patches up his torn textbooks, cleans the wounds from his fights. Comforts his sorrows, smiling as he offers to be his best friend. "Anything you need, just tell me!" Tong Jun promises generously. [Ding! Male lead Yuan Tuo’s affection has reached 100. Your luck has increased by 10,000+ points, upgrading you from "vicious cannon fodder" to "ultimate winner in life"!] After completing the mission, Tong Jun is cornered by Yuan Tuo at his doorstep. The once-starving, shivering outcast has grown into a domineering CEO worth billions. "Still lacking anything?" Tong Jun asks in surprise. "Yes," Yuan Tuo murmurs, gazing deeply at him. "Still missing someone to love."

A max-level player returns to the beginner’s village and accidentally becomes an immortal legend. Synopsis 1: Ye Huaiming excels in martial arts, literary talent, and good looks, making him the treasure of the entire cultivation world. After an accident, he reverts to his teenage form and is picked up by another sect, destined to be sacrificed to a certain great demon. Alone, weakened, and faced with persecution—what a pitiful situation—Ye Huaiming sighed. Then he flipped the entire mountain upside down. Cannon fodders: "..." When his loved ones, who learned that Ye Huaiming was still alive, rushed to the scene and saw this, they angrily smashed the already overturned mountain. Cannon fodders: "..." Synopsis 2: Ye Huaiming, the number one beauty of the cultivation world, unleashed his ultimate move during a decisive battle against the antagonist. But his hand slipped, and he messed up the incantation. —The move "Annihilate Heaven and Earth" turned into the move "A Night of Passion." And the opponent didn’t even dodge. From then on, the world underwent a cataclysmic collapse. The once-ferocious antagonist turned into a lovestruck fool. —————— "Today’s Ye Huaiming remains peerlessly talented and dashing as ever... A brat dared to hit him, so I secretly finished him off." "I will always adore Ye Huaiming!" —Excerpt from a certain great demon’s diary. [PS]: 1v1, both the gong and shou belong to each other, body and soul. [Illustrator: Muhan Ge - Gooseberry; not a custom commission.]

Jiang Zhuo is an investigator handling supernatural incidents, and objects in his eyes come to life. Buns scream about being poisonous; paintings at an exhibition weep, claiming their true creator is dead; an elevator shudders and calls for help, insisting a murder just occurred inside it... Jiang Zhuo: "Stay calm, stay calm, I’ve got this!" His heroic missions are broadcast live in interdimensional streams, with fans spamming the chat: "This documentary is so realistic, so thrilling!" "Damn, our streamer's acting is top-tier, and his looks? Even better!" "A mysterious viewer gifted you 10,000 villas—congrats on topping the platform’s rich list!!" Jiang Zhuo: "=_=" Accidentally going viral overnight—what to do? Asking for a friend, kinda urgent. —————— Mini Theater: Jiang Zhuo: "The bun's poisonous; eating it will make you stutter." Diner: "Piss off, stop jinxing me!" Next day, the diner sobs: "S-s-save m-me!" Jiang Zhuo: "There's a corpse in this elevator." Crowd, ignoring him: "Charge! Squeeze in, folks—" The doors open; everyone freaks out: "Oh god, a dead body—!" Jiang Zhuo: "Heh."