Did the Silly Senior Turn Gay Today?
Zhi Zhi Mao Mao
Lv Rulv, the only straight guy in a group of gay best friends, watches as they all fall in love one by one. Stubbornly clinging to his pride as a member of the Bachelors' Protection Association, he tearfully endures the endless dog food (couple's sweetness). Then, Xue Di Duan Yezhou, who allegedly has no interest in dating, appears. Overjoyed, Lv Rulv pitches: "Hey, Xue Di, want to join our Bachelors' Protection Association? A century of craftsmanship, sincerely inviting *you*—guaranteed to safeguard your single life!" The two straight guys quickly forge an unshakable friendship. Yet, having witnessed all four of his best friends turn gay, Lv Rulv grows hypersensitive to "the gay agenda." Every time Xue Di is nice to him, he gets a little… suspicious. Lv Rulv: "Wait, you only drink the milk tea *I* buy—do you like me?!" Xue Di: "? Are you insane." Lv Rulv: "Hold up, why did you book just *one* double bed for this trip?! Don’t tell me you like me?!" Xue Di: "Not even worth replying." As Lv Rulv’s suspicions grow, he points out every ambiguous gesture and irrational jealousy: "I see your tricks! I *have* brain cells—I *know* you like me!" Xue Di stays calm: "You’re overthinking, Senpai. If we don’t even have this much trust, how can we stay friends?" But just as Lv Rulv lets his guard down—he gets pinned by Xue Di… all night long. Sitting dazed on the bed the next morning, Lv Rule stares at the smug, well-fed Xue Di beside him. Countless emotions condense into one word: "...Damn." --- *Short and fluffy brain-off fic—just boys eating, drinking, and falling in love.* **Content Notes:** • [The bottom] had an online ex-gf, but both top and bottom' first sexual experience is with each other. • The bottom’s four best friends are two established couples. (Multi-CP cameos.)