The Global Examination

There once existed an honorable founder of this panguan school of cultivation. His reputation was illustrious, but nowadays nobody dared to mention him. Even if they did, all they said was, “He met a miserable end.”Only Wen Shi still abided by the rules. Every day, he would pay respects to the founder’s ferocious, colorful portrait, but because of that he ended up summoning a sickly tenant.The tenant stood in front of the portrait and asked, “Who drew this?”Wen Shi: “Me.”Don’t ask. If you do, you’ll just end up feeling touched.

Sheng Wang moved into his ancestral home at White Horse Lane, along with the woman that his father was presently seeing.His dad pointed at that woman’s son and said to him: Call him ge (older brother).Unyielding, amenable to coaxing but not coercion cold generator Gong x Regards himself as something precious lazy young master ShouSheng Wang: I’m super straightJiang Tian: I’m homophobic1v1 + He

A cold-faced professional at retorting drama kings, but ended up turning himself bent, top x A reckless troublemaker who ended up crying after pranking himself, bottom.At the graduation ceremony of the law school, the young dean Yan Suizhi was elegant and charming, saying with a smile: "Let's examine the results of the past four years. Suppose I were your student now, what could you teach me?"All the other students respectfully wrote their reflective essays.Only Gu Yan wrote eight words with a blank expression: "Do not enroll litigious cheats, suggest expulsion."Afterwards, Yan Suizhi singled out this exam paper with a glance, and replied promptly: "Nonsense, did you really believe that?"Years later, an explosion made this hypothetical situation come true.Yan Suizhi: "..."This damned world must really hate him.

Outlaw x Degenerate Gentleman In the New Galactic Calendar year 5711, Office No. 5 of the Security Building received three intrusion messages from the space prison: "My dear, I'm watching you." "Don't be nervous, just on the big broadcast screen in the prison." "Suddenly looking forward to reuniting with you, will you welcome me with a smile or give me a shot in the head?" Chu Si sat behind the large desk, reading the messages with an unchanged expression, and replied, "If I'm not mistaken, your imprisonment term is as long as the planet's lifespan. So unfortunately, that day will never come." Unless the end of the world comes, and the planet explodes. Yet two years later... the planet really did explode. Chu Si: ... This bizarre setting is written in an exaggerated manner, unfounded nonsense, the kind that would make Einstein roll in his grave. Consider it space fantasy, 1vs1, happy ending.