My Wife Is the Villain Boss
Da Bai Shi
A seemingly world-weary but actually socially awkward, naive puppy-like top × A control-freak yandere, domestic big-shot bottom. The Federal Academy has welcomed a seemingly unapproachable new student, Gu Jiao. Hailing from the distant and mysterious Ancient Martial Arts Planet, he stands tall with striking silver hair, defying school rules with his black onyx earrings. His eyes are always half-lidded, exuding disdain, and he possesses an unparalleled SSS-level psychic energy. No matter how attractive he is, those who admire him dare not get close—only observing from afar. * Gu Jiao feels like he’s being hated. Perhaps it’s because of his inherently unique appearance or his poor social skills, but everyone avoids him. Having no friends, he secretly grieves for a long time. * His daily life consists only of attending classes, making money, and catching up on homework—stable but lonely and impoverished. That is, until one day, when Gu Jiao gets lost and mistakenly arrives at the wrong mission location, stumbling into the border of the polluted zone. He knocks on the door of the Dark Realm Sovereign’s manor. This tyrant of the polluted zone is a figure who strikes fear into countless hearts, yet he bears an exquisitely gentle face with a perpetually soothing smile—deceptively charming. Gu Jiao, who arrived at the wrong place and mistook the man, is utterly enchanted: …His employer is an incredibly kind and beautiful person! Later— “Have you heard? Gu Jiao from our academy is involved with the Dark Realm Sovereign!” “The Dark Realm Sovereign… you mean *that* one?” “They say he’s a psychopathic madman who skins people alive for fun!” “He once tore apart warships with his bare hands on the battlefield—even snapped a dragon’s spine in half!” “I’ve also heard he’s been consuming alien creatures since childhood—he’s practically not even human anymore…” “Being with *him*—is Gu Jiao out of his mind?” Gu Jiao, passing by, is confused: What are they talking about? He checks his messages— Wife: *Darling, I made your favorite cream cake. Come home early for dinner~* Gu Jiao: Yay! My wife is the best wife in the whole world ^-^ **Mini Scene 1** In a grim underground fighting arena, the sudden chime of a communicator cuts through the silence. Gu Jiao’s voice comes through: *“Wife, I’m at West Street Mall. There’s a really bright sign here…”* He’s lost again. The blood-soaked man lifts the mangled remains of a half-dismembered alien creature, tilts his head in mild frustration, then flicks his fingers—the creature’s skull shatters instantly. Casually tossing it aside, he steps over scattered corpses, his voice softening into tender indulgence. *“I’m coming now. Wait for me there, okay?”* **Mini Scene 2** One day, Gu Jiao stumbles upon a street interview: *“How satisfied are you with your married life?”* Gu Jiao: *“So satisfied! My wife is so kind and gentle…” (proceeds to gush for a thousand words)* *“Ah, my wife’s here!”* The Dark Realm Sovereign himself approaches, his crystal-clear eyes fixed on the interviewer as he smiles softly. The interviewer suddenly breaks into a cold sweat: *“Haha… happy newlywed life, you two! Uh—photographer, wait for me!”* Gu Jiao is puzzled: *My wife is so nice—why did they run?* Interviewer & Photographer: *YOUR WIFE IS TERRIFYING!* --- 1. SC (single couple), the bottom pursues the top, mutual love is extremely intense—no swapping or reversing roles. 2. A sweet, mutually doting story, but not pure fluff—contains small shards of angst. 3. Socially awkward vs. yandere, both powerful. Tho top is a sweet, naive puppy but not weak; the bottom is a deranged, inhuman psychopath. 4. Contains slight tentacle play. 5. Extreme purity police stay away. There’s top-worship, bottom-worship, soft-top, soft-bottom, aggressive-top, aggressive-bottom—the author writes for fun and might step on any landmine. 6. Writing advice is welcome, but false trigger warnings are rejected.