Su Ci Li Novels

Song Li thought he might be the unluckiest deity in the world. The day the earth shook and mountains trembled, it woke him from his slumber. For the first time, he left the wilderness and came to the city. A god with no family or friends, utterly alone, struggled to fit into society and earn a living. He worked at a barbecue joint, then as a waiter in a nightclub. Every time exhaustion overwhelmed him, the deity would log into an app on his shabby phone and ramble nonsense into a virtual message in a bottle. Over time, Song Li gained a nonsense-fueled online friend. Song Li: *So tired today. At work, a customer kept thinking I’d steal from him. I got angry and called the cops—turns out they found several pounds of drugs on the guy.* Online Friend: *The world’s full of idiots. Even ghosts have higher IQs than these morons.* Song Li: *Had cake tonight, courtesy of the police. I tipped off their vice squad while working at the nightclub. They said they’d give me an award. The award doesn’t matter, but the 20K bonus sure does.* Online Friend: *This damn weather. Even my ghostly aura can’t block out this garbage sun.* Song Li: *Found 5 million in hell banknotes today!* Online Friend: *Pissed! Lost exactly 5 million in hell banknotes today!* Song Li: *…Huh?* Online Friend: *…What?* * An optimistic deity is always blessed with good luck! Later, Song Li ended up featured on national TV, accidentally appeared on a cultural program analyzing antiques, and became wildly famous! Yet, the deity stayed true to himself, still sending nonsensical messages to his online friend: *Today at an antique exhibition, I met a real ghost—like, an actual ghost! I caught him, and now he's bawling about how his boss will come save him!* Two minutes later, the Ghost King, looking irritated, shoved a stack of hell banknotes at a bewildered Song Li: *"Bail!"*

Lu Yu, an orphan from the slums, was suddenly told he was the long-lost youngest son of the prestigious Yanjing Lu family. Yearning for a family his whole life, he returned满怀期待 to the Lu household. His parents frowned at him, and his older brother repeatedly warned him: "Don’t compete with Yue." The impostor who had taken his place for twenty years, Lu Yue, locked him inside a notorious haunted mansion for two full days. On the brink of death, Lu Yu offered his soul and body to the malevolent house. From then on, the ancient, terrifying mansion gained a physical form. ... At twenty-four, Fu Yunzhao, the second son of the Fu family, accidentally entered an infinite流 world. Three years later, he clawed his way out of hell, drenched in杀气. During the three years he lay bedridden like a corpse, his parents died in a car crash, his eldest brother fell off a cliff with his body still missing, and his uncles seized power effortlessly. His uncles, eyeing the pale, barely mobile man, declared: "The Fu Corporation is suffering heavy losses this year. Marry Lu Yu, the Lu family’s youngest son, to fulfill the alliance." Days later, at the Lu estate, Fu Yunzhao sat in a wheelchair as Lu Yu leaned down to meet his gaze. Their eyes locked—dark as abysses, smiles curling—as though嗅到了同类的气息. * Everyone assumed Fu Yunzhao, crippled for life, was powerless, and Lu Yu, meek and timid, was unremarkable. Until the Fu uncles were imprisoned, the proud Lu少爷’s facade was torn away in tears, and the once-great families were crushed underfoot—only then did the world realize: Who the hell thought pairing these two monsters was a good idea?

Q: After transmigrating into a cannon fodder character and going bankrupt, how are you doing now?Pei Su: Thanks for the invite. Currently hiding in a run-down shack, living in constant fear that the main gong and shou will come knocking to take my life.Three meals a day: steamed buns with pickled mustard greens. Whether it tastes good is debatable, but hey—I’m alive.One week later—Pei Su: Pickled mustard greens went up in price. Now it’s just steamed buns.Three months later, someone asks:Are you still alive, OP?Pei Su: Alive. Tightened my belt for over three months, only to find out my family never went bankrupt at all.We’re still one of the local tycoon families. My dad drives a Rolls-Royce and just bought two river-view villas.My younger brother drives a Ferrari and wants to gift me a yacht.Oh, right. I’m also dating the main gong now.*Pei Su transmigrated into the novel Thirty-Six Strategies to Win Over the Movie Emperor, becoming a cannon fodder character.In the original story, he obsessively pursued the protagonist shou, was brutally retaliated against by the protagonist gong, dragged his entire family into bankruptcy, had both legs broken—and eventually froze to death in a snowstorm.When Pei Su arrived, he had none of the original owner’s memories—only a vivid recollection of how miserably the cannon fodder died.To avoid dying young, he hid himself away in a shabby house and struggled to survive.He took odd jobs, did paid gaming, livestreamed for extra cash—blowing kisses at donors in the chat, sweet-talking nonstop, shameless flirt after shameless flirt.Until the day he successfully entered an online relationship and finally met his partner in real life.Looking at the protagonist gong—who was a public celebrity by day and his livestream sugar daddy by night—Pei Su fell into a long, silent pause.He cautiously stretched out his legs and asked in a small voice,“Can… can I keep them?”The other man smiled slightly.“Of course. They’ll be very useful.”Some time later, with his legs trembling uncontrollably, Pei Su finally understood exactly what they were useful for.